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Fellas, we're missing out on a cash cow opportunity here. If the shark =
feeds were popular, imagine the draw to "shark spearfishing". =20
"Yes, you and your friends can take on the devils of the deep armed =
only with a speargun, a dive knife, and your god given stupidity...er, I =
mean manliness. If you got a thrill out of shark feeding dives, imagine =
the rush of going one on one with a man-eater!"
We could sell it to the Florida panel as a solution to all their =
problems. The shark feed dive operators could stay in business, =
continuing to cash in on man's seemingly limitless stupidity, and the =
shark population would be decreased, allaying the fears of Florida's =
ocean-going tourists. Also, Darwin would get a little help in thinning =
the herd, as hopefully, we'd lose more than a few of the idiots who =
think it's a good idea to mess with apex predators for any reason. =20
Of course, payment in full would have to be received in advance. =
:-))=20
S/F,
Duane
>I think you're on to something, but how about we start a rumor that =
zebra mussels are an ancient holistic aphrodesiac! Better than Viagra, =
more reliable than mandrake=20
>root. Plus, the shells give you extra calcium!!!!
>I like the idea of getting rid of small insect vermin, but I don't =
think anybody will buy it, whereas the ancient secret from the depths of =
the pirmordial sea will be a hot item.
>Wendell
>
>9/9/01 10:35:46 AM, Jim Cobb <cobber@ci*.co*> wrote:
>
>>All I can say is thank goodness the Florida board did not ban shark =
finning,
>>or else how could I afford this expensive sport...
>>
>>And thank goodness those wacky Chinese will buy anything that puts =
lead in
>>their pencils. Personally I think the sharks are just plain getting =
pissed.
>>
>>We ought to start a rumor that Ancient Chinese Remedy for impotence is =
a
>>drink made of the gonads of mosquitoes, ticks and bottfiles. In one =
stroke
>>would get rid of malaria, lyme disease, and dengue fever.
>>
>> Jim
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color=3D#000000>Fellas, =
we're missing=20
out on a cash cow opportunity here. If the shark feeds were =
popular,=20
imagine the draw to "shark spearfishing". </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=3D#000000> "Yes, you and your =
friends can=20
take on the devils of the deep armed only with a speargun, a dive knife, =
and=20
your god given stupidity...er, I mean manliness. If you got a =
thrill out=20
of shark feeding dives, imagine the rush of going one on one with a=20
man-eater!"</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=3D#000000> We could sell it to the =
Florida=20
panel as a solution to all their problems. The shark feed dive =
operators=20
could stay in business, continuing to cash in on man's seemingly =
limitless=20
stupidity, and the shark population would be decreased, allaying the =
fears of=20
Florida's ocean-going tourists. Also, Darwin would get a little =
help in=20
thinning the herd, as hopefully, we'd lose more than a few of the idiots =
who=20
think it's a good idea to mess with apex predators for any reason. =
</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=3D#000000> Of course, payment in full =
would=20
have to be received in advance. :-)) </FONT></DIV>
<DIV><FONT color=3D#000000></FONT> </DIV>
<DIV>S/F,</DIV>
<DIV>Duane</DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=3DArial size=3D2><BR> </DIV></FONT>>I
think =
you're on to=20
something, but how about we start a rumor that zebra mussels are an =
ancient=20
holistic aphrodesiac! Better than Viagra, more reliable than =
mandrake=20
<BR>>root. Plus, the shells give you extra calcium!!!!<BR>>I =
like=20
the idea of getting rid of small insect vermin, but I don't think =
anybody=20
will buy it, whereas the ancient secret from the depths of the =
pirmordial sea=20
will be a hot item.<BR>>Wendell<BR>><BR>>9/9/01 10:35:46 AM, =
Jim Cobb=20
<<A =
href=3D"mailto:cobber@ci*.co*">cobber@cisatlantic.com</A>>=20
wrote:<BR>><BR>>>All I can say is thank goodness the Florida =
board did=20
not ban shark finning,<BR>>>or else how could I afford this =
expensive=20
sport...<BR>>><BR>>>And thank goodness those wacky Chinese =
will buy=20
anything that puts lead in<BR>>>their pencils. Personally I think =
the=20
sharks are just plain getting pissed.<BR>>><BR>>>We ought to =
start a=20
rumor that Ancient Chinese Remedy for impotence is a<BR>>>drink =
made of=20
the gonads of mosquitoes, ticks and bottfiles. In one =
stroke<BR>>>would=20
get rid of malaria, lyme disease, and dengue=20
fever.<BR>>><BR>>> Jim<BR>>>=20
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