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Oh, wait, a new PADI specialty course! Wendell > "Duane Liptak Jr." wrote: > > Fellas, we're missing out on a cash cow opportunity here. If the > shark feeds were popular, imagine the draw to "shark spearfishing". > "Yes, you and your friends can take on the devils of the deep > armed only with a speargun, a dive knife, and your god given > stupidity...er, I mean manliness. If you got a thrill out of shark > feeding dives, imagine the rush of going one on one with a man-eater!" > We could sell it to the Florida panel as a solution to all their > problems. The shark feed dive operators could stay in business, > continuing to cash in on man's seemingly limitless stupidity, and the > shark population would be decreased, allaying the fears of Florida's > ocean-going tourists. Also, Darwin would get a little help in > thinning the herd, as hopefully, we'd lose more than a few of the > idiots who think it's a good idea to mess with apex predators for any > reason. > Of course, payment in full would have to be received in advance. > :-)) > > S/F, > Duane > > > > > > >I think you're on to something, but how about we start a rumor that > zebra mussels are an ancient holistic aphrodesiac! Better than > Viagra, more reliable than mandrake > >root. Plus, the shells give you extra calcium!!!! > >I like the idea of getting rid of small insect vermin, but I don't > think anybody will buy it, whereas the ancient secret from the depths > of the pirmordial sea will be a hot item. > >Wendell > > > >9/9/01 10:35:46 AM, Jim Cobb <cobber@ci*.co*> wrote: > > > >>All I can say is thank goodness the Florida board did not ban shark > finning, > >>or else how could I afford this expensive sport... > >> > >>And thank goodness those wacky Chinese will buy anything that puts > lead in > >>their pencils. Personally I think the sharks are just plain getting > pissed. > >> > >>We ought to start a rumor that Ancient Chinese Remedy for impotence > is a > >>drink made of the gonads of mosquitoes, ticks and bottfiles. In one > stroke > >>would get rid of malaria, lyme disease, and dengue fever. > >> > >> Jim > >> ------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > > >-- > >Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to > `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. > >Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to > `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'. -- Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'.
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