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From: <billy@bd*.co*.au*>
Date: Sun, 04 Jun 2000 01:02:44 +1000
To: Aquanaut Mail <techdiver@aquanaut.com>
Subject: Re: DIR - Dr Buttcrack I presume...
At 02:20  3/06/00 , Michael J. Black wrote:
>Little Billy still doesn't get it, but does typify the DIR diver
>(Dogmatic Idealist Ranting):
>
>I wouldn't expect you to get it Little Billy, because YOU DON'T
>OWN A BOAT, AND HAVE NO CLUE about the shipwreck diving I do in
>Lake Michigan or Lake Superior.
>
>In a perfect world, the moorings at the shipwreck would always be
>vacant, and we could perfectly plan our depths and gases for those
>wrecks.  Unfortunately, every so often the mooring or moorings are
>occupied by other dive boats, and thus we travel to another ship-
>wreck with a vacant mooring (and also a different depth, Little
>Billy).  In your dim-witted view, we would have to cancel our
>dive, because we no longer have the depth or gases we planned for.
>But in the real world, Little Billy, we adapt.
>
>So all that "rotten" stuff you spewed about really translates to
>"real" stuff, in a "real" world, Little Billy.  When you come up
>with a way to ensure that every dive plan is perfect and requires
>no modification for any reason, please post that to the list.  I'll
>be waiting.

Dr Buttcrack, a 20/30 trimix gives me a pp02 of 1.2 at 48 metres and
a useable gas for oh, eight local wrecks between 45 and 55 metres. I also 
fill my deco cylinder with 50. You, being ignorant about advanced 
diving, will be surprised to learn that 50 is the optimal decompression 
gas for dives down to 60 metres, beyond which the addition of a 
sling of 02 makes the ideal deco combination for dives to 90 metres. 

On the other hand, you and your single cylinder and pony of 39
(which we will refer to hereafter as MickeyMix) are totally 
unprepared for ANY dives that involve an overhead environment and 
ANY dives requiring decompression. And you put yourself and the people 
you dive with at risk because you carry a hot mix on your back. As 
I said before - rotten thinking, rotten skills, rotten knowledge, 
rotten dive-planning.

This is why you, ButtCrack, have to putt round in your boat in the 
hope of finding a wreck site that isn't occupied by boatloads 
of student divers on open water courses while we, with our far more 
appropriate and flexible gas and cylinder choices, properly equipped
boat and professional skipper, can dive any wreck we like.

Of course, if you had done a good technical course, you would
have learned something about technical diving and dive planning.

But instead, Dr Buttcrack, you went to TDI and did Advanced
Strokery, hence your constant stream of ignorance and nonsense on 
these lists.

rgrds billyw


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