Oh, yeah, I forgot. We are on "techdiver" and he's on "recdiver".

The happiest day of owning a boat are the day you buy it, the day you sell
it, or, after the entire boatel burns to the ground, the day your insurance
check arrives in the mail (my case).

   Jim
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> From: "Scott" <scottk@hc*.co*>
> Date: Sat, 3 Jun 2000 07:16:08 -0700
> To: "Jim Cobb" <cobber@ma*.ci*.co*>, "Aquanaut Mail"
> <techdiver@aquanaut.com>
> Subject: Re: DIR - Dr Buttcrack I presume...
> 
> Now, Jim. You know, when Mr. Black blows a dive plan, its only a difference
> between 60 feet to 80 feet. The same 32% he was planning his 80 footer to
> will work to do his 60 footer.
> 
> Besides, he *owns* a boat! So you couldn't possibly understand.
> 
> Scott
> 
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Jim Cobb" <cobber@ma*.ci*.co*>
> To: "Aquanaut Mail" <techdiver@aquanaut.com>
> Sent: Friday, June 02, 2000 1:22 PM
> Subject: Re: DIR - Dr Buttcrack I presume...
> 
> 
>> Black, you are sooooo stupid, it defies comprehension. Do you know how
> many
>> emails I get stating that you could not possibly be a real person? That
>> nobody could as brain-dead as you and still figure out how to turn on a
>> computer? That if the real mjblack found out how you had sullied his name
>> all over the internet that he should go after you with a gun?
>> 
>>> In your dim-witted view, we would have to cancel our
>>> dive, because we no longer have the depth or gases we planned for.
>>> But in the real world, Little Billy, we adapt.
>> 
>> YES, BLACK, IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE PROPER GAS FOR THE DIVE YOU DON'T DO THE
>> FUCKING DIVE. HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE? HOW DO YOU WIPE YOUR ASS? DO YOU KNOW
>> WHERE YOUR ASS IS? IN YOUR CASE BLOWING YOUR NOSE WOULD SUFFICE. IT'S THIS
>> KIND OF BULLSHIT YOU SPOUT WHICH IS DANGEROUS AND YOU SHOULD BE HAMMERED
>> WHEREEVER YOUR STINKING ASS SHOWS UP.
>> 
>> NOW SHUTTHEFUCKUP!
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>>> From: "Michael J. Black" <mjblackmd@ya*.co*>
>>> Date: Fri, 2 Jun 2000 09:20:35 -0700 (PDT)
>>> To: Aquanaut Mail <techdiver@aquanaut.com>
>>> Subject: Re:  DIR - Dr Buttcrack I presume...
>>> 
>>> Little Billy still doesn't get it, but does typify the DIR diver
>>> (Dogmatic Idealist Ranting):
>>> 
>>> I wouldn't expect you to get it Little Billy, because YOU DON'T
>>> OWN A BOAT, AND HAVE NO CLUE about the shipwreck diving I do in
>>> Lake Michigan or Lake Superior.
>>> 
>>> In a perfect world, the moorings at the shipwreck would always be
>>> vacant, and we could perfectly plan our depths and gases for those
>>> wrecks.  Unfortunately, every so often the mooring or moorings are
>>> occupied by other dive boats, and thus we travel to another ship-
>>> wreck with a vacant mooring (and also a different depth, Little
>>> Billy).
>>> 
>>> So all that "rotten" stuff you spewed about really translates to
>>> "real" stuff, in a "real" world, Little Billy.  When you come up
>>> with a way to ensure that every dive plan is perfect and requires
>>> no modification for any reason, please post that to the list.  I'll
>>> be waiting.
>>> 
>>> MJB
>>> 
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