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George, Application to WKPP Found this attachment recently. Miss out he centre section as they don't apply in this case but I'm sure you will find the first and last paragraphs amusing:-) Do I get in ? David J. Applin Chichester England david.applin@ta*.co* 07887 657567 ----- Original Message ----- From: Dave Poole <dave.dm@vi*.ne*> To: <trey@ne*.co*> Cc: <techdiver@aquanaut.com> Sent: Friday, March 31, 2000 11:13 PM Subject: Re: INRSPC is outta control was:Re: Bent Jill > George, > > My entry form for the WKPP on the 'sense of humour' basis : > > A guy gets on a plane to Pittsburgh with a serious black eye. Finding his > seat he discovers that the guy he is sitting next to has a pretty serious > black eye also. To break the ice he asks the guy how he came by the > offending shiner as it is such an unbelievable coincidence. > > "Well," says the guy, "it was the result of a freudian slip. The girl at the > AA counter was very attractive and had tremendous breasts. I meant to ask > for a Ticket to Pittsburgh but it came out as a Picket to Tittsburgh and she > hit me harder than I've ever been hit before." > > "Amazing," says the first guy, "mine is the result of a freudian slip too. I > was at breakfast with my wife this morning. I meant to ask her to pour me a > cup of coffee but it came out as 'You've ruined my life you bitch'" > > Do I get in ? > > Dave > -----Original Message----- > From: Trey <trey@ne*.co*> > To: Jess Armantrout <armantrout@wo*.at*.ne*> > Cc: techdiver@aquanaut.com <techdiver@aquanaut.com>; INRSPC@ao*.co* > <INRSPC@ao*.co*>; cavers@ca*.co* <cavers@ca*.co*> > Date: 31 March 2000 21:36 > Subject: Re: INRSPC is outta control was:Re: Bent Jill > > > >Jess, I think we need to institute "Sense Of Humor" requirements for > >diving in the WKPP to insure that we are "good dive buddies". > > > >I am starting to see a pattern in those who defend they lying of Jill > >and the bs of B.S. - they are all deluded wannabees with too many > >episodes of Star Trek under their belts, and most rate very high on the > >D.O.R.K. scale. > > > >Somebody needs to beam this one up . > > > >Jess Armantrout wrote: > >> > >> "Teacher in Space" candidate? Is that anything like in "The Jerk" when > >> Steve Martin used his Astronaut application for I.D. ? He failed > everything > >> but "name". How did you do? > >> > >> >I find your sense of humor > >> >inappropriate to what I would look for in a dive buddy > >> > >> Luckily all of the guys I dive with have a great sense of humor. Rose is > a > >> riot. Landon and Casey slay me. That is, after all, the most important > >> thing to look for. You are right. Trey tells lousy jokes underwater. > >> We're at deco and he whips out the wetnotes and bam, another bad joke. > >> That's the kind of thing that will get someone killed, you know. > >> > >> OK, someone fess up...this was a fake, right? If not, I want her for my > >> buddy 'cause she cracks me up. > >> > >> Trout > >> > >> -----Original Message----- > >> From: INRSPC@ao*.co* <INRSPC@ao*.co*> > >> To: trey@ne*.co* <trey@ne*.co*>; techdiver@aquanaut.com > >> <techdiver@aquanaut.com> > >> Date: Thursday, March 30, 2000 12:22 AM > >> Subject: Re: Bent Jill > >> > >> >Having been a "Teacher in Space" candidate, I find your sense of humor > >> >inappropriate to what I would look for in a dive buddy. You are not > the > >> >only explorer, nor are you invincible. I respect the work that you do, > >> but > >> >you are now a victim of tunnel vision. Anyone who has to boast about > his > >> own > >> >abilities by diminishing other human beings is really a person who has > no > >> >self-esteem. When I read some of your ramblings, it seems as if you are > in > >> >an altered state. Sheila > >> >-- > >> >Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. > >> >Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'. > >> > >> -- > >> Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. > >> Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'. > > > > > >-- > >Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. > >Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'. > > -- > Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. > Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'. > -- Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'.
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