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I vote that Dave can be a member of the WKPP ;-) Bruce At 23:13 31/03/00 +0100, Dave Poole wrote: >George, > >My entry form for the WKPP on the 'sense of humour' basis : > >A guy gets on a plane to Pittsburgh with a serious black eye. Finding his >seat he discovers that the guy he is sitting next to has a pretty serious >black eye also. To break the ice he asks the guy how he came by the >offending shiner as it is such an unbelievable coincidence. > >"Well," says the guy, "it was the result of a freudian slip. The girl at the >AA counter was very attractive and had tremendous breasts. I meant to ask >for a Ticket to Pittsburgh but it came out as a Picket to Tittsburgh and she >hit me harder than I've ever been hit before." > >"Amazing," says the first guy, "mine is the result of a freudian slip too. I >was at breakfast with my wife this morning. I meant to ask her to pour me a >cup of coffee but it came out as 'You've ruined my life you bitch'" > >Do I get in ? > >Dave > Bruce Stewart Triton Diving Equipment www.triton-dive.com Lights, Backplates, Harnesses Dry Suits, Bags, Rebreather Parts Custom manufacturing Available only on the Net -- Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'.
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