This definitely called for a coke alert, Eric. The coke out the nose wasn't
so bad, it was the tuna sandwich behind it that hurt.

Any lube/thermal coupling grease should be methane/02 compatible, and FAA
approved. Butt, of course, you knew that. I recommend ABC (Aviators Butt
Crack) grade.

WTF is a theta-j???

Maybe I know the cheek theta-j, butt, I don't know I know......

Is it an integer of the coefficient of cheek friction?

Scott

<this is getting good, or shall we cover pony mounting again?>

<RECTUM???? Hell, it killed 'em!>


----- Original Message -----
From: "Eric Rosenkrantz" <ericr@gi*.ne*>
To: "Scott" <scottk@hc*.co*>; "Miranda Alldritt" <MirandAl@At*.co*>
Cc: "Tech list" <techdiver@aquanaut.com>; <gudmund@si*.co*>
Sent: Thursday, December 09, 1999 1:04 AM
Subject: Re: what to do with the light cord


> I think that you will achieve much more efficient butt crack cooling if
you
> use a thermal grease (o2 compatible of course) between the test tube and
> butt cheek. Anyone know the theta j - of of the human cheek ?
>
> Eric
>
>
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: Scott <scottk@hc*.co*>
> To: Miranda Alldritt <MirandAl@At*.co*>
> Cc: Tech list <techdiver@aquanaut.com>; <gudmund@si*.co*>
> Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 1999 1:04 PM
> Subject: Re: what to do with the light cord
>
>
> > Michael and I are busting a gut!
> >
> > Your OK Miranda!
> >
> > I guess you would know if you left it on......
> >
> > Scott
> >
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: "Miranda Alldritt" <MirandAl@At*.co*>
> > To: "'Scott'" <scottk@hc*.co*>
> > Cc: <gudmund@si*.co*>
> > Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 1999 9:32 AM
> > Subject: RE: what to do with the light cord
> >
> >
> > > Actually what happens when you run your light out of the water is that
> it
> > > heats the air inside the test tube which expands, causing the the test
> > tube
> > > to be propelled rapidly off the end of the light head.  Gives a whole
> new
> > > meaning to the concept of an enema!
> > >
> > > -----Original Message-----
> > > From: Scott [mailto:scottk@hc*.co*]
> > > Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 1999 1:50 AM
> > > To: Scott and/or Julie Gudmundsen
> > > Cc: Tech list
> > > Subject: Re: what to do with the light cord
> > >
> > >
> > > No, no, no. The operative word here is butt "crack."
> > >
> > > You have been working around the jail too long.....   =;-)
> > >
> > > Scott
> > >
> > > > Scott,
> > > >
> > > > I've read that you're not supposed to operate your light unless it
is
> > > > immersed in water. I'm not sure if the Delrin head models will be
able
> > to
> > > > dissipate heat sufficiently to keep from melting the light head if
> they
> > > are
> > > > stored rectally. I think I read a monograph on this entitled,
"Rectal
> > > > Temperature Cooling of Light Heads" in a PADI Update that my local
> dive
> > > shop
> > > > had laying on the counter... I'll try to find it.
> > > >
> > > > Scott Gudmundsen
> > > > Vernal, Utah
> > > >
> > > > ----- Original Message -----
> > > > From: Scott <scottk@hc*.co*>
> > > > To: Sean M. Cary <smcary@mi*.co*>; <Dixieboca@ao*.co*>;
> > > > <techdiver@aquanaut.com>
> > > > Sent: Tuesday, December 07, 1999 12:31 PM
> > > > Subject: Re: what to do with the light cord
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > > The Navy, its not just a job, its a date!
> > > > >
> > > > > Would that still be considered gedunk after being keestered?
> > > > >
> > > > > I remember reading an article in Smithsonian Air and Space about a
> P-3
> > > > > crewman who pickled a nuke on the runway, after trying to stash
some
> > > crab
> > > > in
> > > > > the bomb bay. Perhaps it would have been better in the butt crack?
> > > > >
> > > > > Sorry, list, I couldn't resist.  (poet too!)
> > > > >
> > > > > Scott
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > ----- Original Message -----
> > > > > From: "Sean M. Cary" <smcary@mi*.co*>
> > > > > To: <Dixieboca@ao*.co*>; <techdiver@aquanaut.com>
> > > > > Sent: Tuesday, December 07, 1999 7:24 AM
> > > > > Subject: Re: what to do with the light cord
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > > Dude, you were in the NAVY...you stowed more in your buttcrack
> then
> > > the
> > > > > > average human being could EVER tolerate!  I have heard of the
> > > > > extraordinary
> > > > > > feats of P3 Navigators like you...makes a former Marine like me
> > blush!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > :-)
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Sean
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > ----- Original Message -----
> > > > > > From: <Dixieboca@ao*.co*>
> > > > > > To: <techdiver@aquanaut.com>
> > > > > > Sent: Monday, December 06, 1999 10:54 PM
> > > > > > Subject: Re: what to do with the light cord
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > > I don't know about draped around the neck or clipped off to
your
> > > > chest.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > I find it fits perfectly in the Butt crack next to the
Console.
> > > Soon
> > > > I
> > > > > > will
> > > > > > > implement a whole array of things to stow there like my Scuba
> > > Sausage,
> > > > > > spare
> > > > > > > Bulbs and Lift bags.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > DIR (Doing it RECTALLY) is my motto!!!!!
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > The preceding was an attempt at humor, I couldn't resist.  Now
> or
> > > > Never
> > > > > > have
> > > > > > > I stowed anything near my butt crack (Lift Bag excluded) :)
> > Stowing
> > > > > your
> > > > > > > lighthead in your butt can be dangerous, please do not try
> unless
> > > > > > supervised
> > > > > > > by your local TDI/IANTD Buttcrack instructor.
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