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From: "Eric Rosenkrantz" <ericr@gi*.ne*>
To: "Scott" <scottk@hc*.co*>, "Miranda Alldritt" <MirandAl@At*.co*>
Cc: "Tech list" <techdiver@aquanaut.com>, <gudmund@si*.co*>
Subject: Re: what to do with the light cord
Date: Thu, 9 Dec 1999 04:04:19 -0500
I think that you will achieve much more efficient butt crack cooling if you
use a thermal grease (o2 compatible of course) between the test tube and
butt cheek. Anyone know the theta j - of of the human cheek ?

Eric



----- Original Message -----
From: Scott <scottk@hc*.co*>
To: Miranda Alldritt <MirandAl@At*.co*>
Cc: Tech list <techdiver@aquanaut.com>; <gudmund@si*.co*>
Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 1999 1:04 PM
Subject: Re: what to do with the light cord


> Michael and I are busting a gut!
>
> Your OK Miranda!
>
> I guess you would know if you left it on......
>
> Scott
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: "Miranda Alldritt" <MirandAl@At*.co*>
> To: "'Scott'" <scottk@hc*.co*>
> Cc: <gudmund@si*.co*>
> Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 1999 9:32 AM
> Subject: RE: what to do with the light cord
>
>
> > Actually what happens when you run your light out of the water is that
it
> > heats the air inside the test tube which expands, causing the the test
> tube
> > to be propelled rapidly off the end of the light head.  Gives a whole
new
> > meaning to the concept of an enema!
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Scott [mailto:scottk@hc*.co*]
> > Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 1999 1:50 AM
> > To: Scott and/or Julie Gudmundsen
> > Cc: Tech list
> > Subject: Re: what to do with the light cord
> >
> >
> > No, no, no. The operative word here is butt "crack."
> >
> > You have been working around the jail too long.....   =;-)
> >
> > Scott
> >
> > > Scott,
> > >
> > > I've read that you're not supposed to operate your light unless it is
> > > immersed in water. I'm not sure if the Delrin head models will be able
> to
> > > dissipate heat sufficiently to keep from melting the light head if
they
> > are
> > > stored rectally. I think I read a monograph on this entitled, "Rectal
> > > Temperature Cooling of Light Heads" in a PADI Update that my local
dive
> > shop
> > > had laying on the counter... I'll try to find it.
> > >
> > > Scott Gudmundsen
> > > Vernal, Utah
> > >
> > > ----- Original Message -----
> > > From: Scott <scottk@hc*.co*>
> > > To: Sean M. Cary <smcary@mi*.co*>; <Dixieboca@ao*.co*>;
> > > <techdiver@aquanaut.com>
> > > Sent: Tuesday, December 07, 1999 12:31 PM
> > > Subject: Re: what to do with the light cord
> > >
> > >
> > > > The Navy, its not just a job, its a date!
> > > >
> > > > Would that still be considered gedunk after being keestered?
> > > >
> > > > I remember reading an article in Smithsonian Air and Space about a
P-3
> > > > crewman who pickled a nuke on the runway, after trying to stash some
> > crab
> > > in
> > > > the bomb bay. Perhaps it would have been better in the butt crack?
> > > >
> > > > Sorry, list, I couldn't resist.  (poet too!)
> > > >
> > > > Scott
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > ----- Original Message -----
> > > > From: "Sean M. Cary" <smcary@mi*.co*>
> > > > To: <Dixieboca@ao*.co*>; <techdiver@aquanaut.com>
> > > > Sent: Tuesday, December 07, 1999 7:24 AM
> > > > Subject: Re: what to do with the light cord
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > > Dude, you were in the NAVY...you stowed more in your buttcrack
then
> > the
> > > > > average human being could EVER tolerate!  I have heard of the
> > > > extraordinary
> > > > > feats of P3 Navigators like you...makes a former Marine like me
> blush!
> > > > >
> > > > > :-)
> > > > >
> > > > > Sean
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > ----- Original Message -----
> > > > > From: <Dixieboca@ao*.co*>
> > > > > To: <techdiver@aquanaut.com>
> > > > > Sent: Monday, December 06, 1999 10:54 PM
> > > > > Subject: Re: what to do with the light cord
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > > I don't know about draped around the neck or clipped off to your
> > > chest.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > I find it fits perfectly in the Butt crack next to the Console.
> > Soon
> > > I
> > > > > will
> > > > > > implement a whole array of things to stow there like my Scuba
> > Sausage,
> > > > > spare
> > > > > > Bulbs and Lift bags.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > DIR (Doing it RECTALLY) is my motto!!!!!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The preceding was an attempt at humor, I couldn't resist.  Now
or
> > > Never
> > > > > have
> > > > > > I stowed anything near my butt crack (Lift Bag excluded) :)
> Stowing
> > > > your
> > > > > > lighthead in your butt can be dangerous, please do not try
unless
> > > > > supervised
> > > > > > by your local TDI/IANTD Buttcrack instructor.
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