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Yes it is true,I was that diver.The facts may have been a bit stretched,but
I did not know how bad it was until this morning.When I awoke the pain that
was in my shoulders and left knee the day before were gone,it was only
seconds before I knew they were not truly gone but had moved to a different
appendage.The pain was almost unbearable,as I raised the sheets to
see,There was no doubt I was bent.At a 20 degree bend to the left there it
was.Jim was not there to help me as he was the day before,So I let mother
nature take her course and when I went to the bathroom to relieve myself
(take a piss) I was cured.She held no ill feelings toward me for poking the
sharks as they got to close eating the fish that the fishermen had left
there.And at my age I still get bent every morning,which shows what great
shape I'm in.:)

JT

At 10:32 AM 10/18/98 -0400, you wrote:
>Fellow Divers-
>
>On the Miss Lindsey yesterday I am sorry to report an bent diver. 
>Following a 80min profile on the Chinago the victim then dove on the 
>Powell for another extreme dive. Upon surfaceing the victim was seen 
>rubbing his elbow and complaining of pain. When it was suggested that the 
>pain could of been due to the advancing years of the diver in question, 
>the victim then sat down and started huffing his 02 reg. When it was 
>pointed out that he was scaring the strokes on board, the victim then 
>retreated to the forward v-birth with his 02 pony and commenced to writhe 
>and groan in pain. The victim then commenced to drain every 02 stage tank 
>on the boat and was last seen inhaling directly out of a K cylinder, his 
>purple lips frozen to the valve.
>
>What can be learned from this incident? It was known that the victim was 
>a hard-partier in his long-passed youth and the damage this did to 
>certain tissues in his body and cranium no-doubt contributed to this ugly 
>incident. Also, it was learned that while on the Powell the victim was 
>seen tormenting sand sharks and stargazers with his speargun and, while 
>this can't be proven in modern medical science, it is well known that 
>Mother Nature doesn't like knuckle-headed diver fucking with her fish.
>
>Fellow divers, lets all learn from this horrifying incident and lets dive 
>safely out there.
>
> Jim
>
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