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Fellow Divers- On the Miss Lindsey yesterday I am sorry to report an bent diver. Following a 80min profile on the Chinago the victim then dove on the Powell for another extreme dive. Upon surfaceing the victim was seen rubbing his elbow and complaining of pain. When it was suggested that the pain could of been due to the advancing years of the diver in question, the victim then sat down and started huffing his 02 reg. When it was pointed out that he was scaring the strokes on board, the victim then retreated to the forward v-birth with his 02 pony and commenced to writhe and groan in pain. The victim then commenced to drain every 02 stage tank on the boat and was last seen inhaling directly out of a K cylinder, his purple lips frozen to the valve. What can be learned from this incident? It was known that the victim was a hard-partier in his long-passed youth and the damage this did to certain tissues in his body and cranium no-doubt contributed to this ugly incident. Also, it was learned that while on the Powell the victim was seen tormenting sand sharks and stargazers with his speargun and, while this can't be proven in modern medical science, it is well known that Mother Nature doesn't like knuckle-headed diver fucking with her fish. Fellow divers, lets all learn from this horrifying incident and lets dive safely out there. Jim -- Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'.
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