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You sir, are a God.  Thank you.  

Fins Up!

Rocket

At 08:12 PM 7/17/96 GMT, heyydude@pi*.co* wrote:

>Under secret contract with the Stone/King "Flying Underwater Cave Killer"
>team, the HeyyDude Corporation (a division of the Walt Disney Company) has
>developed the new "HeyyDude Saturn V Scooter". 
> 
>Due to the recent budget cuts at NASA, and in an effort to convert space
>technology to civilian uses, HeyyDude Corp. has acquired several F-1
>engines left over from the Apollo Program. 
> 
>Working closely with Farb Advanced Retrofitted Technologies, we developed a
>scooter that when properly filled with liquid Oxygen and Kerosine, can
>achieve maximum thrust and underwater speeds in excess of 14,000 knots, all
>the while, producing enough exhaust to completely fill a cave with
>breathable air, so that divers no longer must set stage bottles along their
>path.  Once the end of the line is reached, and the divers have safely
>bailed from the scooter, they simply put on their Reeboks and walk out. 
> 
>This new technology is now available to YOU, the novice cave explorer! 
>Though a special ONE TIME OFFER, you too can own your own "Saturn V
>Scooter"!! 
> 
>Here are some testimonials: 
> 
>"Oh my god!  You've put me out of business!!" 
>Bill Gavin, upon seeing the Saturn V for the first time 
> 
>"HeyyDude is a genius!  I wish I was just like him!!" 
>Noted deep diver, Roderick Farb 
> 
>"Only a total and complete Stroke would dive with anything else!" 
>George Irvine III, WKPP team leader 
> 
>"Can you put a fish collection net on it?" 
>Richard Pyle, noted fish finder. 
> 
>Yes, you too can be the first on your block with this modern miracle of
>science and technology!  Order now!  Operators are standing by! 
> 
>Yes!  I want to fly like the wind underwater!  Ship me my Saturn V scooter
>today! 
> 
>Visa/MC/Amex accepted. 
> 
>Sorry, no COD orders.  No shipment to Iowa, Nebraska, or Kansas (what do
>they know about caves, anyway?) 
> 
>HeyyDude 
>President 
>HeyyDude Corporation. 
> 
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