To: HeyyDude Corp.
From: Cavers Underwater Naturalist Tech.

Dear Mr. HeyyDude:
      
         Our company Cavers Underwater Naturalist Technologies is interested in
purchasing 69 of your companies Saturn V scooters. We feel that if they are as
good as claimed we can utilize all of our C.U.N.T.
office staff in our exploration projects. We are currently working on a project
in the dark caves of our minds. We are the largest computer based office
exploration team in the world. We would however like to have ours customized to
meet our specific needs.

         We need to have padded office chairs attached so that our employee
absenteeism is reduced due to the problems associated with flaring hemaroids. In
addition we will need them fitted with onboard power generators so that our
staff can operate their computers for the purpose of instant internet updates in
the event they reach the end of the string at the opening of the caves. The
final requirement would be to have legs with anti-scratch pads attached to aid
in stability and so that if the going gets rough the team won't scratch our
office floors. Please reply with information regarding these modifications,
delivery date, and price.

Respectfully submitted: 


Chris Brown, Dennis Pierce, and John Zumrick , BOD 

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