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Get a life.

Chris

-----Original Message-----
From: Michael Fisch <michael.fisch-elektronik@ba*.de*>
To: cavers@cavers.com <cavers@cavers.com>
Date: Thursday, March 25, 1999 8:01 AM
Subject: WKPP Members = Roadkill


>After having read postings on this list for the last few years, I have
>formed my opinions about WKPP members and have ony one question left:
>
> Is being in the same catagory as ROADKILL a requirement to 
> become a member of the WKPP?
> or 
> Do members of the WKPP, after having experienced a profound 
> conversion upon encountering their first PC, automatically
> become ROADKILL?
> or 
> Are people that are the end result of generations of inbreeding
> ( for the uninitiated that means jumping over a broomstick with 
> first or second cousins or other relatives) in the hot Florida 
> sticks, and have access to a computer the only subhumanoids 
> selected for membership in the WKPP?
>
>If any of you can understand the question and would like to attempt an
>explanation in words over 4 letters long I4d be interested.
>
>If there are actually any nice people that are members of the WKPP I4d
>like to hear of it, but from the tone of the postings since 1995 I
>don4t remember any.
>
>If you want to prove how stupid and obnoxious you really are,
>I4ll be there for the NSS/CDS Memorial Day get-together.
>
>Michael Fisch
>
>Class Action Lawsuits are impossible - the membership of the WKPP
>doesn4t 
>own a suit, they put all their money in white vans since white sheets
>went
>out of style in the 704s.
>
>One nice thing about WKPP members - they have clean front yards since
>they
>had to sell their collections of rusting pickup trucks for a downpayment 
>on the white vans.
>
>WKPP members are of one mind concerning gear selection. Is this because
>they 
>collectively only have one mind?
>
>The Florida Department of Education is considering a special program for
>WKPP 
>members and other disadvantaged white males, to help them learn to speak
>and 
>eventually write in complete sentences, at least to the 6th Grade level.
>

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