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I can't wait to meet you. Make sure you look me up anytime, scumbag. Chris -----Original Message----- From: Michael Fisch <michael.fisch-elektronik@ba*.de*> To: cavers@cavers.com <cavers@cavers.com> Date: Thursday, March 25, 1999 11:55 AM Subject: RE: WKPP Members = Roadkill >The question was raised: What has the WKPP done for cave diving, and >technical diving? > >Here are some answers: > >1. If you do not dive my way you cannot dive with me. >2. Some WKPP members have done a good job showing others how to rig >gear, commendable. >3. I have the best scooter, and you cannot see or buy one like it >without joining my club. This has now changed since the WKPP now needs >money. >4. Rebreathers are sure death and no WKPP member will ever use one, >untill George got talked into trying one out. Suddenly they were the >best thing since sliced bread, but only the kind George likes. >5. Any time someone dies on an extended risk dive suddenly he/she >is/was an asshole, idiot and fool according to some WKPP members on the >list. Whose wife was it who learned that her husband was dead after >reading Georges postings about the dead idiot on the list? >6. What a nice bunch of people who either will not tell you anything >about a cave, or even worse will give only misleading information about >its passageways. >7. What would you do if I cut the line in a cave before you dived in it? >And then lied about doing it. No wonder USDCT is pissed off at George. >8. The WKPP has an excellent Decompression algorithim the can cut hours >of decompression time and reduce the risks of getting an O2 hit. I >really like the amount of information available about it to non-WKPP >members -NONE. > > >What a nice bunch of People! With an attitude like that they should be >working for the IRS or someone else who can appreciate their endearing >human nature. > >Michael Fisch > >Scott Landon wrote: >>FUCK YOU!!! > >>when you are qualified to do anything this team does, from the newest >>FNG to the lead exploration divers, come back and play. until then, go >>back to your mother's teat and apron strings. it is miserable scum like >>you that drags down diving. should we start a tabulation of all of the >>things you have done for cave and/or technical diving versus all of the >>things the wkpp has done? i will. here it is. >> >>wkpp=numeris >>fisch=ZERO. > > >>>From: Michael Fisch <michael.fisch-elektronik@ba*.de*> >>>To: cavers@cavers.com >>>Subject: WKPP Members = Roadkill >>>Date: Thu, 25 Mar 1999 13:45:29 +0100 >>> >>>After having read postings on this list for the last few years, I have >>>formed my opinions about WKPP members and have ony one question left: >>> >>> Is being in the same catagory as ROADKILL a requirement to >>> become a member of the WKPP? >>> or >>> Do members of the WKPP, after having experienced a profound >>> conversion upon encountering their first PC, automatically >>> become ROADKILL? >>> or >>> Are people that are the end result of generations of inbreeding >>> ( for the uninitiated that means jumping over a broomstick with >>> first or second cousins or other relatives) in the hot Florida >>> sticks, and have access to a computer the only subhumanoids >>> selected for membership in the WKPP? >>> >>>If any of you can understand the question and would like to attempt an >>>explanation in words over 4 letters long I4d be interested. >>> >>>If there are actually any nice people that are members of the WKPP I4d >>>like to hear of it, but from the tone of the postings since 1995 I >>>don4t remember any. >>> >>>If you want to prove how stupid and obnoxious you really are, >>>I4ll be there for the NSS/CDS Memorial Day get-together. >>> >>>Michael Fisch >>> >>>Class Action Lawsuits are impossible - the membership of the WKPP >>>doesn4t >>>own a suit, they put all their money in white vans since white sheets >>>went >>>out of style in the 704s. >>> >>>One nice thing about WKPP members - they have clean front yards since >>>they >>>had to sell their collections of rusting pickup trucks for a >>downpayment >>>on the white vans. >>> >>>WKPP members are of one mind concerning gear selection. Is this because >>>they >>>collectively only have one mind? >>> >>>The Florida Department of Education is considering a special program >>for WKPP >>>members and other disadvantaged white males, to help them learn to >>>speak >>>and >>>eventually write in complete sentences, at least to the 6th Grade >>level. >
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