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Mike:
The question was raised: What has Michael Fisch done for cave/technical
diving? Why don't you try to answer that one. Maybe it's something you know
something about. The WKPP has always answered any questions I, or the group I
dive with, have asked. They have the experience and education to help to keep
you from making mistakes that may cause you bodily harm. Don't listen to
them. I don't care. But don't bad mouth them, they are the single best source
of help, information, and equipment you or I could know. As far as their
delivery methods; when an animal is attacked, it usually attacks back.
Bill
Michael Fisch wrote:
> The question was raised: What has the WKPP done for cave diving, and
> technical diving?
>
> Here are some answers:
>
> 1. If you do not dive my way you cannot dive with me.
> 2. Some WKPP members have done a good job showing others how to rig
> gear, commendable.
> 3. I have the best scooter, and you cannot see or buy one like it
> without joining my club. This has now changed since the WKPP now needs
> money.
> 4. Rebreathers are sure death and no WKPP member will ever use one,
> untill George got talked into trying one out. Suddenly they were the
> best thing since sliced bread, but only the kind George likes.
> 5. Any time someone dies on an extended risk dive suddenly he/she
> is/was an asshole, idiot and fool according to some WKPP members on the
> list. Whose wife was it who learned that her husband was dead after
> reading Georges postings about the dead idiot on the list?
> 6. What a nice bunch of people who either will not tell you anything
> about a cave, or even worse will give only misleading information about
> its passageways.
> 7. What would you do if I cut the line in a cave before you dived in it?
> And then lied about doing it. No wonder USDCT is pissed off at George.
> 8. The WKPP has an excellent Decompression algorithim the can cut hours
> of decompression time and reduce the risks of getting an O2 hit. I
> really like the amount of information available about it to non-WKPP
> members -NONE.
>
> What a nice bunch of People! With an attitude like that they should be
> working for the IRS or someone else who can appreciate their endearing
> human nature.
>
> Michael Fisch
>
> Scott Landon wrote:
> >FUCK YOU!!!
>
> >when you are qualified to do anything this team does, from the newest
> >FNG to the lead exploration divers, come back and play. until then, go
> >back to your mother's teat and apron strings. it is miserable scum like
> >you that drags down diving. should we start a tabulation of all of the
> >things you have done for cave and/or technical diving versus all of the
> >things the wkpp has done? i will. here it is.
> >
> >wkpp=numeris
> >fisch=ZERO.
>
> >>From: Michael Fisch <michael.fisch-elektronik@ba*.de*>
> >>To: cavers@cavers.com
> >>Subject: WKPP Members = Roadkill
> >>Date: Thu, 25 Mar 1999 13:45:29 +0100
> >>
> >>After having read postings on this list for the last few years, I have
> >>formed my opinions about WKPP members and have ony one question left:
> >>
> >> Is being in the same catagory as ROADKILL a requirement to
> >> become a member of the WKPP?
> >> or
> >> Do members of the WKPP, after having experienced a profound
> >> conversion upon encountering their first PC, automatically
> >> become ROADKILL?
> >> or
> >> Are people that are the end result of generations of inbreeding
> >> ( for the uninitiated that means jumping over a broomstick with
> >> first or second cousins or other relatives) in the hot Florida
> >> sticks, and have access to a computer the only subhumanoids
> >> selected for membership in the WKPP?
> >>
> >>If any of you can understand the question and would like to attempt an
> >>explanation in words over 4 letters long I4d be interested.
> >>
> >>If there are actually any nice people that are members of the WKPP I4d
> >>like to hear of it, but from the tone of the postings since 1995 I
> >>don4t remember any.
> >>
> >>If you want to prove how stupid and obnoxious you really are,
> >>I4ll be there for the NSS/CDS Memorial Day get-together.
> >>
> >>Michael Fisch
> >>
> >>Class Action Lawsuits are impossible - the membership of the WKPP
> >>doesn4t
> >>own a suit, they put all their money in white vans since white sheets
> >>went
> >>out of style in the 704s.
> >>
> >>One nice thing about WKPP members - they have clean front yards since
> >>they
> >>had to sell their collections of rusting pickup trucks for a
> >downpayment
> >>on the white vans.
> >>
> >>WKPP members are of one mind concerning gear selection. Is this because
> >>they
> >>collectively only have one mind?
> >>
> >>The Florida Department of Education is considering a special program
> >for WKPP
> >>members and other disadvantaged white males, to help them learn to
> >>speak
> >>and
> >>eventually write in complete sentences, at least to the 6th Grade
> >level.
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