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From: "Jesse Armantrout" <armantrout@wo*.at*.ne*>
To: "Michael Fisch" <michael.fisch-elektronik@ba*.de*>, <cavers@cavers.com>
Subject: Re: WKPP Members = Roadkill
Date: Thu, 25 Mar 1999 08:41:02 -0600
I look forward to meeting you.

Jess Armantrout

P.S.  Please stop using the number 4 for an apostrophe as in "I don4t
remember any" from below...it confuses us poor dumb rednecks


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> From: Michael Fisch <michael.fisch-elektronik@ba*.de*>
> To: cavers@cavers.com
> Subject: WKPP Members = Roadkill
> Date: Thursday, March 25, 1999 6:45 AM
> 
> After having read postings on this list for the last few years, I have
> formed my opinions about WKPP members and have ony one question left:
> 
> 	Is being in the same catagory as ROADKILL a requirement to 
> 	become a member of the WKPP?
> 		or 
> 	Do members of the WKPP, after having experienced a profound 
> 	conversion upon encountering their first PC, automatically
> 	become ROADKILL?
> 		or 
> 	Are people that are the end result of generations of inbreeding
> 	( for the uninitiated that means jumping over a broomstick with 
> 	first or second cousins or other relatives) in the hot Florida 
> 	sticks, and have access to a computer the only subhumanoids 
> 	selected for membership in the WKPP?
> 
> If any of you can understand the question and would like to attempt an
> explanation in words over 4 letters long I4d be interested.
> 
> If there are actually any nice people that are members of the WKPP I4d
> like to hear of it, but from the tone of the postings since 1995 I
> don4t remember any.
> 
> If you want to prove how stupid and obnoxious you really are,
> I4ll be there for the NSS/CDS Memorial Day get-together.
> 
> Michael Fisch
> 
> Class Action Lawsuits are impossible - the membership of the WKPP
> doesn4t 
> own a suit, they put all their money in white vans since white sheets
> went
> out of style in the 704s.
> 
> One nice thing about WKPP members - they have clean front yards since
> they
> had to sell their collections of rusting pickup trucks for a downpayment 
> on the white vans.
> 
> WKPP members are of one mind concerning gear selection. Is this because
> they 
> collectively only have one mind?
> 
> The Florida Department of Education is considering a special program for
> WKPP 
> members and other disadvantaged white males, to help them learn to speak
> and 
> eventually write in complete sentences, at least to the 6th Grade level.

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