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I look forward to meeting you. Jess Armantrout P.S. Please stop using the number 4 for an apostrophe as in "I don4t remember any" from below...it confuses us poor dumb rednecks ---------- > From: Michael Fisch <michael.fisch-elektronik@ba*.de*> > To: cavers@cavers.com > Subject: WKPP Members = Roadkill > Date: Thursday, March 25, 1999 6:45 AM > > After having read postings on this list for the last few years, I have > formed my opinions about WKPP members and have ony one question left: > > Is being in the same catagory as ROADKILL a requirement to > become a member of the WKPP? > or > Do members of the WKPP, after having experienced a profound > conversion upon encountering their first PC, automatically > become ROADKILL? > or > Are people that are the end result of generations of inbreeding > ( for the uninitiated that means jumping over a broomstick with > first or second cousins or other relatives) in the hot Florida > sticks, and have access to a computer the only subhumanoids > selected for membership in the WKPP? > > If any of you can understand the question and would like to attempt an > explanation in words over 4 letters long I4d be interested. > > If there are actually any nice people that are members of the WKPP I4d > like to hear of it, but from the tone of the postings since 1995 I > don4t remember any. > > If you want to prove how stupid and obnoxious you really are, > I4ll be there for the NSS/CDS Memorial Day get-together. > > Michael Fisch > > Class Action Lawsuits are impossible - the membership of the WKPP > doesn4t > own a suit, they put all their money in white vans since white sheets > went > out of style in the 704s. > > One nice thing about WKPP members - they have clean front yards since > they > had to sell their collections of rusting pickup trucks for a downpayment > on the white vans. > > WKPP members are of one mind concerning gear selection. Is this because > they > collectively only have one mind? > > The Florida Department of Education is considering a special program for > WKPP > members and other disadvantaged white males, to help them learn to speak > and > eventually write in complete sentences, at least to the 6th Grade level.
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