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Please become so upset that you will go away and never return. If you need
some motivating plenty will be forthcoming. Please go away, you are
worthless. The fact that you have been reading posts for the last few years
and all you have to write is some inane comment about roadkill is proof that
you are worthless. Your contributions undetectable. You are worthless. Now
,I suspect, there will be a volley of insults and the usual clogging of the
airwaves by the incessant ramblings of the insulted. Please just go away,
you are worthless. Those that choose to stay and participate in a fruitful
manner will continue despite your absence. Just go away, please.

-----Original Message-----
From: Michael Fisch <michael.fisch-elektronik@ba*.de*>
To: cavers@cavers.com <cavers@cavers.com>
Date: Thursday, March 25, 1999 7:52 AM
Subject: WKPP Members = Roadkill


>After having read postings on this list for the last few years, I have
>formed my opinions about WKPP members and have ony one question left:
>
> Is being in the same catagory as ROADKILL a requirement to
> become a member of the WKPP?
> or
> Do members of the WKPP, after having experienced a profound
> conversion upon encountering their first PC, automatically
> become ROADKILL?
> or
> Are people that are the end result of generations of inbreeding
> ( for the uninitiated that means jumping over a broomstick with
> first or second cousins or other relatives) in the hot Florida
> sticks, and have access to a computer the only subhumanoids
> selected for membership in the WKPP?
>
>If any of you can understand the question and would like to attempt an
>explanation in words over 4 letters long I4d be interested.
>
>If there are actually any nice people that are members of the WKPP I4d
>like to hear of it, but from the tone of the postings since 1995 I
>don4t remember any.
>
>If you want to prove how stupid and obnoxious you really are,
>I4ll be there for the NSS/CDS Memorial Day get-together.
>
>Michael Fisch
>
>Class Action Lawsuits are impossible - the membership of the WKPP
>doesn4t
>own a suit, they put all their money in white vans since white sheets
>went
>out of style in the 704s.
>
>One nice thing about WKPP members - they have clean front yards since
>they
>had to sell their collections of rusting pickup trucks for a downpayment
>on the white vans.
>
>WKPP members are of one mind concerning gear selection. Is this because
>they
>collectively only have one mind?
>
>The Florida Department of Education is considering a special program for
>WKPP
>members and other disadvantaged white males, to help them learn to speak
>and
>eventually write in complete sentences, at least to the 6th Grade level.

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