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From: "Scott Landon" <js_landon@ho*.co*>
To: michael.fisch-elektronik@ba*.de*, cavers@cavers.com
Subject: Re: WKPP Members = Roadkill
Date: Thu, 25 Mar 1999 07:47:33 PST
FUCK YOU!!!

when you are qualified to do anything this team does, from the newest 
FNG to the lead exploration divers, come back and play.  until then, go 
back to your mother's teat and apron strings.  it is miserable scum like 
you that drags down diving.  should we start a tabulation of all of the 
things you have done for cave and/or technical diving versus all of the 
things the wkpp has done?  i will.  here it is.

wkpp=numeris
fisch=ZERO.


>From: Michael Fisch <michael.fisch-elektronik@ba*.de*>
>To: cavers@cavers.com
>Subject: WKPP Members = Roadkill
>Date: Thu, 25 Mar 1999 13:45:29 +0100
>
>After having read postings on this list for the last few years, I have
>formed my opinions about WKPP members and have ony one question left:
>
>	Is being in the same catagory as ROADKILL a requirement to 
>	become a member of the WKPP?
>		or 
>	Do members of the WKPP, after having experienced a profound 
>	conversion upon encountering their first PC, automatically
>	become ROADKILL?
>		or 
>	Are people that are the end result of generations of inbreeding
>	( for the uninitiated that means jumping over a broomstick with 
>	first or second cousins or other relatives) in the hot Florida 
>	sticks, and have access to a computer the only subhumanoids 
>	selected for membership in the WKPP?
>
>If any of you can understand the question and would like to attempt an
>explanation in words over 4 letters long I4d be interested.
>
>If there are actually any nice people that are members of the WKPP I4d
>like to hear of it, but from the tone of the postings since 1995 I
>don4t remember any.
>
>If you want to prove how stupid and obnoxious you really are,
>I4ll be there for the NSS/CDS Memorial Day get-together.
>
>Michael Fisch
>
>Class Action Lawsuits are impossible - the membership of the WKPP
>doesn4t 
>own a suit, they put all their money in white vans since white sheets
>went
>out of style in the 704s.
>
>One nice thing about WKPP members - they have clean front yards since
>they
>had to sell their collections of rusting pickup trucks for a 
downpayment 
>on the white vans.
>
>WKPP members are of one mind concerning gear selection. Is this because
>they 
>collectively only have one mind?
>
>The Florida Department of Education is considering a special program 
for
>WKPP 
>members and other disadvantaged white males, to help them learn to 
speak
>and 
>eventually write in complete sentences, at least to the 6th Grade 
level.

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