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From: <joe@po*.co*>
To: <techdiver@aquanaut.com>
Subject: One Acme Decompession Habitat With Suspension Kit was: monkey fucking a football
Date: Mon, 7 Apr 2003 21:03:49 -0400
>>>Anyway, I was just wondering how you plan on suspending (?) a
>>>decompression habitat at 30fsw in the open ocean.....

Mike, as I understand it, JT is a good friend of Wiley Coyote.  Wiley has
shared his Acme Company contacts with the good Capt.  I was told he has "One
Acme Decompession Habitat With Suspension Kit" being shipped to him shortly.

I expect JT will have the same success with Acme Products that Wiley has had
over the years.




----- Original Message -----
From: "Michael Barnette" <aocfishman@ho*.co*>
To: <techdiver@aquanaut.com>
Sent: Monday, April 07, 2003 5:34 PM
Subject: monkey fucking a football


> Hi JT-
> Let's try to get back to diving somewhat.  Since you obviously will never
> concede to the list the scant few technical dives that you have actually
> completed (I will be a nice guy, and won't even add the modifier
*safely*),
> I will change the pace a little bit to give you a bit of a breather while
> you come up with some other lies and fabrications.  Or you will probably
> continue to try and blackmail me with that stale old shit from over two
> years ago - how pathetic.  You have no debating skills so you try in vain
to
> intimidate me.  I will next await for your threats to beat me up.  It's
all
> right there on the list in your posts, and I thank you for making so many
of
> my points for me in revealing your true character (or lack thereof).
>
> Anyway, I was just wondering how you plan on suspending (?) a
decompression
> habitat at 30fsw in the open ocean so you can do your 50-minute dive to
> glory on the OSTFREISLAND?  How long do you think it will take to securely
> stabilize the habitat at the correct depth?  How will you adjust for
> currents?  Even though you typically experience only very slight currents
up
> there off Virginia Beach, I can only imagine the sail area of the habitat
> will cause it to drag all over the place.   How much weight will you need
to
> offset the habitat's buoyancy?  Have you contacted Barnum and Bailey for
> potential sponsorship?
>
> Hmmmm, I wonder if all the trouble at trying to deploy a habitat at 30fsw
in
> the open ocean will be worth it for your monster 50-minute dive on the
> OSTFRIESLAND.  Speaking of which, do your goals and objectives (which
really
> shouldn't be "because I can") really validate doing a 50-minute dive at
that
> depth, versus two or three 20 minute dives?
>
> And always, dive safe JT (I really mean that).
>
> Your adoring fan,
> Mike
>
> Michael C. Barnette
> Association of Underwater Explorers
> Because it's there...somewhere...maybe.
> http://www.mikey.net/aue
>
>
>
>
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