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Not everybody harbors the resentful dislike for fat people that some of you have shown me. I have received many cards and letters from others slobs like myself offering their support and soliciting my advice and products. I will share some of them with you. Her is one of them. >Dear Mister Slob. >I have been stuck in my apartment for 7 years because I cant get through the door. >The fire department tried to cut the walls out but the bricks are too thick. If I ever >get out of here I am fucked anyway as I am too fucking fat to walk. >Since I float really well, I was thinking tech diving might be good for me. Can you >suggest some gear selections for me, and Id like to order one Cobbwinder so I can >shut down my valves, as I know this is a must have skill to tech dive. Another good >thing is all the folds and bulges in my body are perfect for hiding all the extra tools >and gear, I can just stuff them under the fat without having to worry about metal to >metal connections, etc. >See you at the Pizza buffet soon I hope. For this comrade in fat I suggest a Cobbwinder, a Cobbungee Body Wing and a Cobbody Big Boy Drysuit. The Cobbungee Body Wing is a bungeed wing that uses excess body fat for flotation. When not in use the fat is neatly bungeed in large flaps along the sides of the hull, err I mean body and is designed to work with the Cobbody Big Boy Drysuit. This suit comes with an extra large bellows pocket suitable for storage of a large pizza, dual velcro chest tabs for submarine sandwich storage and spandex side panels for those times when XXXXXLarge just isn't enough. -- Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'.
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