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We don't have to be psychologists to see that you have an unusual obsession with weight. It is also clear that you have chosen Jim Cobb as a vehicle to vent your anger. Other than making yourself feel better, what do you hope to accomplish? Do you actually think that you can sway this group's opinions one way or the other? How naive are you? Peter -----Original Message----- From: CobbtheSlob@ao*.co* [mailto:CobbtheSlob@ao*.co*] Sent: Sunday, May 12, 2002 11:18 PM To: Techdiver@aquanaut.com Cc: FLTechdiver@mikey.net Subject: I have been stuck in my apartment Not everybody harbors the resentful dislike for fat people that some of you have shown me. I have received many cards and letters from others slobs like myself offering their support and soliciting my advice and products. I will share some of them with you. Her is one of them. >Dear Mister Slob. >I have been stuck in my apartment for 7 years because I cant get through the door. >The fire department tried to cut the walls out but the bricks are too thick. If I ever >get out of here I am fucked anyway as I am too fucking fat to walk. >Since I float really well, I was thinking tech diving might be good for me. Can you >suggest some gear selections for me, and Id like to order one Cobbwinder so I can >shut down my valves, as I know this is a must have skill to tech dive. Another good >thing is all the folds and bulges in my body are perfect for hiding all the extra tools >and gear, I can just stuff them under the fat without having to worry about metal to >metal connections, etc. >See you at the Pizza buffet soon I hope. For this comrade in fat I suggest a Cobbwinder, a Cobbungee Body Wing and a Cobbody Big Boy Drysuit. The Cobbungee Body Wing is a bungeed wing that uses excess body fat for flotation. When not in use the fat is neatly bungeed in large flaps along the sides of the hull, err I mean body and is designed to work with the Cobbody Big Boy Drysuit. This suit comes with an extra large bellows pocket suitable for storage of a large pizza, dual velcro chest tabs for submarine sandwich storage and spandex side panels for those times when XXXXXLarge just isn't enough. -- Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'. -- Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'.
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