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This is a multi-part message in MIME format. ------=_NextPart_000_0057_01C1AF50.91739480 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="US-ASCII" Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit -----Original Message----- From: George_Irvine@ Dave, let's make it paint by number, fill in the blanks easy for you. Here is my "Instructor Quiz" Let's see if you , or anyone else, can fill in the name of the cave instructor who answers the question. This is not Jeopardy, so don't answer the question with a question, answer it with a name ( if there is more than one correct answer, go ahead and give multiple answers). 1) Which of your recommended instructors was busted for conducting a "gas" course in Eagles Nest while himself diving air? 2) Which NACD instructor is best qualified to tell a student how to take a pack of cigarettes underwater without getting them wet so he can smoke when he reaches the next sinkhole at Peacock? 3) Which instructor has come up with the best way to store a bag of pot to take to the dive site without getting it wet during the boat ride? 4) Which instructor tells students to put the long hose on the left post, so they can be sure to not be able to share gas or otherwise use the hose if the knob rolls off and breaks off? 5) Which instructor tells students they need to wear a helmet for cave diving? Stuff the long hose? 6) Which instructor tells students to hang backup lights off of a d-ring on the tanks? 7) Name one instructor off of your recommended list who does any diving other than for instruction. 8) Which instructor has been complained to his agency about for smoking pot on the job? 9) Which instructor has been complained about for showing up drunk for class? 10) Which of your instructors does the most deep air diving? 11) Which, if any , of your instructors still has the wheels on his house trailer? 12) Which , if any , of your instructor list takes more than one weekend to teach "full cave"? ------=_NextPart_000_0057_01C1AF50.91739480 Content-Type: text/html; charset="US-ASCII" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable <!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML><HEAD> <META http-equiv=3DContent-Type content=3D"text/html; = charset=3Dus-ascii"> <META content=3D"MSHTML 5.50.4522.1800" name=3DGENERATOR></HEAD> <BODY> <DIV><FONT face=3DArial color=3D#0000ff size=3D2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV class=3DOutlookMessageHeader dir=3Dltr align=3Dleft><FONT = face=3DTahoma=20 size=3D2>-----Original Message-----<BR><B>From:</B>=20 George_Irvine@<BR></FONT></DIV><BR><FONT face=3Dsans-serif = size=3D2>Dave, let's make=20 it paint by number, fill in the blanks easy for you. Here is my = "Instructor=20 Quiz" Let's see if you , or anyone else, can fill in the name of the = cave=20 instructor who answers the question. This is not Jeopardy, so don't = answer the=20 question with a question, answer it with a name ( if there is more than = one=20 correct answer, go ahead and give multiple answers).</FONT> = <BR><BR><FONT=20 face=3Dsans-serif size=3D2>1) Which of your recommended instructors was = busted for=20 conducting a "gas" course in Eagles Nest while himself diving = air?</FONT>=20 <BR><FONT face=3Dsans-serif size=3D2>2) Which NACD instructor is best = qualified to=20 tell a student how to take a pack of cigarettes underwater without = getting them=20 wet so he can smoke when he reaches the next sinkhole at Peacock?</FONT> = <BR><BR><FONT face=3Dsans-serif size=3D2>3) Which instructor has come up = with the=20 best way to store a bag of pot to take to the dive site without getting = it wet=20 during the boat ride?</FONT> <BR><BR><FONT face=3Dsans-serif size=3D2>4) = Which=20 instructor tells students to put the long hose on the left post, so they = can be=20 sure to not be able to share gas or otherwise use the hose if the knob = rolls off=20 and breaks off?</FONT> <BR><BR><FONT face=3Dsans-serif size=3D2>5) Which = instructor=20 tells students they need to wear a helmet for cave diving? Stuff the = long=20 hose?</FONT> <BR><BR><FONT face=3Dsans-serif size=3D2>6) Which = instructor tells=20 students to hang backup lights off of a d-ring on the tanks?</FONT>=20 <BR><BR><FONT face=3Dsans-serif size=3D2>7) Name one instructor off of = your=20 recommended list who does any diving other than for instruction.</FONT>=20 <BR><BR><FONT face=3Dsans-serif size=3D2>8) Which instructor has = been=20 complained to his agency about for smoking pot on the job?</FONT> = <BR><BR><FONT=20 face=3Dsans-serif size=3D2>9) Which instructor has been complained about = for showing=20 up drunk for class?</FONT> <BR><BR><FONT face=3Dsans-serif size=3D2>10) = Which of=20 your instructors does the most deep air diving?</FONT> <BR><BR><FONT=20 face=3Dsans-serif size=3D2>11) Which, if any , of your instructors still = has the=20 wheels on his house trailer?</FONT> <BR><BR><FONT face=3Dsans-serif = size=3D2>12)=20 Which , if any , of your instructor list takes more than one weekend to = teach=20 "full cave"?</FONT> <BR><BR></BODY></HTML> ------=_NextPart_000_0057_01C1AF50.91739480-- -- Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. 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