-----Original Message----- From: Rich Lesperance [mailto:richl@uf*.ed*] Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2002 9:33 PM To: trey@ne*.co* Subject: Re: [Cavers] FW: quiz for Dave Sams Chief, You forgot to ask, "which instructor finishes his cigarette pre-dive, flicks the butt into the basin, and then puts his reg into his mouth and descends?" I saw this with my own eyes at Cow. I don't remember the HFS's name, but he's one of the guys on your list. Rich L ----- Original Message ----- From: "George Irvine" <girvine@be*.ne*> To: "Cavers@Ca*.Co*" <cavers@ca*.co*>; "Techdiver@Aquanaut.Com" <techdiver@aquanaut.com> Sent: Wednesday, February 06, 2002 8:55 PM Subject: [Cavers] FW: quiz for Dave Sams > > -----Original Message----- > From: George_Irvine@ > > > Dave, let's make it paint by number, fill in the blanks easy for you. Here > is my "Instructor Quiz" Let's see if you , or anyone else, can fill in the > name of the cave instructor who answers the question. This is not Jeopardy, > so don't answer the question with a question, answer it with a name ( if > there is more than one correct answer, go ahead and give multiple answers). > > 1) Which of your recommended instructors was busted for conducting a "gas" > course in Eagles Nest while himself diving air? > 2) Which NACD instructor is best qualified to tell a student how to take a > pack of cigarettes underwater without getting them wet so he can smoke when > he reaches the next sinkhole at Peacock? > > 3) Which instructor has come up with the best way to store a bag of pot to > take to the dive site without getting it wet during the boat ride? > > 4) Which instructor tells students to put the long hose on the left post, so > they can be sure to not be able to share gas or otherwise use the hose if > the knob rolls off and breaks off? > > 5) Which instructor tells students they need to wear a helmet for cave > diving? Stuff the long hose? > > 6) Which instructor tells students to hang backup lights off of a d-ring on > the tanks? > > 7) Name one instructor off of your recommended list who does any diving > other than for instruction. > > 8) Which instructor has been complained to his agency about for smoking pot > on the job? > > 9) Which instructor has been complained about for showing up drunk for > class? > > 10) Which of your instructors does the most deep air diving? > > 11) Which, if any , of your instructors still has the wheels on his house > trailer? > > 12) Which , if any , of your instructor list takes more than one weekend to > teach "full cave"? > > > -- Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'.
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