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I think you're on to something, but how about we start a rumor that zebra mussels are an ancient holistic aphrodesiac! Better than Viagra, more reliable than mandrake root. Plus, the shells give you extra calcium!!!! I like the idea of getting rid of small insect vermin, but I don't think anybody will buy it, whereas the ancient secret from the depths of the pirmordial sea will be a hot item. Wendell 9/9/01 10:35:46 AM, Jim Cobb <cobber@ci*.co*> wrote: >All I can say is thank goodness the Florida board did not ban shark finning, >or else how could I afford this expensive sport... > >And thank goodness those wacky Chinese will buy anything that puts lead in >their pencils. Personally I think the sharks are just plain getting pissed. > >We ought to start a rumor that Ancient Chinese Remedy for impotence is a >drink made of the gonads of mosquitoes, ticks and bottfiles. In one stroke >would get rid of malaria, lyme disease, and dengue fever. > > Jim > ------------------------------------------------------------------- -- Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'.
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