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From: <billy@v3*.co*.au*>
Date: Thu, 26 Apr 2001 17:03:45 +1000
To: techdiver@aquanaut.com
Subject: The Best of Dr. Michael J. Black

Black (a non trimix diver), on the safest deep-diving project 
in the world...

At 01:38  16/02/00 , Michael J. Black wrote:
 > (WKPP divers are going to get hurt, and are lucky to have made 
 >  it this far


Black - on chosing the right boat for technical diving....

At 01:15  1/03/00 , mjblackmd@ya*.co* wrote:
 > as a fellow boat owner I too frown upon doubles in my boat. 
 > If I wore my double steel 112's, I would break my boat ladder 


Black, on the drawbacks of doubles...

At 07:40  31/05/00 , Michael J Black wrote:
 > Do you techno-weenies have a clue how despised you
 > are by some boat captains, with all your gear clanging around?


Black, on the agencies that killed most tech divers...

At 08:12  16/05/00 , mjblackmd@ya*.co* wrote:
 > The agencies that have been in the business longest have enviable 
 > safety records, a testimonial to their quality of instruction, given 
 > the inherent dangers involved in scuba.


Black, on the benefits of precarious gear rigging...

At 11:23  8/11/99 , Michael J. Black wrote:
 > My preference is to not clip the SPG to my left hip or chest D-rings. I 
 > prefer to tuck the SPG on a long hose into my butt crack.  That's right, 
 > between my legs, in the butt crack, which cradles the thing nicely, and I
 > know where it is at all times by feel.  


Black "If I can't dive without a computer no-one else should"...

At 12:59  25/07/00 , Dr Michael J. Black wrote:
 > While we're on the subject of DIR, here are a few more of my "esteemed"
 > objections:  No computer (HELLO??!!), 


Black - A Dive Legend In His Own Mind...

At 13:07 16/05/00 , MJB wrote:
 >  As for my diving credentials, they've been posted too, but
 > let's just say I dive alot (over twenty years, and 1000 logged dives
 > in the last ten) and in fact, I'm going diving tonight after work.


Black, on why he is an ignorant little drip-tray...

At 02:12  26/05/00 , Michael J. Black wrote:
 > I am not trimix-certified


Since he pretends to be an authority on mix diving, let's have that one again...

At 02:12  26/05/00 , Michael J. Black wrote:
 > I am not trimix-certified


Black's alternative to intelligent gear rigging...

At 03:07  26/07/00 , Michael J. Black wrote:
 > As for better systems, mine works well and is quite simple:  no dives
 > below 220 feet, using a large primary, a 30cf (or 40cf) pony, and
 > 40cf sling bottle(s) if needed.  No doubles, and no dives that require
 > more than 45 minutes of deco 


Black, on hanging seven pieces of equipment off the HP hose...

At 11:23  8/11/99 , Michael J. Black wrote:
 > I often have to reach for the SPG (which is mounted to a console, that
 > has a compass, knife, scissors, computer, slate, depth gauge, pencil) 
 > mainly to read my compass.  My usual diving is in freshwater lakes in 
 > Wisconsin, with poor visibility (yesterday vis was 3 feet in Lake Mendota,
 > Madison, WI) and I rely on my compass for underwater navigation on a 
 > regular basis. 


Black knows better than the US Navy...

At 10:49  1/02/00 , Michael J. Black wrote:
 > Thanks for posting the Navy info.  Frankly that is amazing, and makes
 > me wonder who's making the rules in the U.S. Navy. 


Black, on how to choose the right regulator (like, ask someone who's 
sponsored by a reg manufacturer)...

At 04:49  16/02/00 , Michael J. Black wrote:
 > 
 > >> Is the R190 actually a better performing reg than the D400?
 >
 > This would be a great question for Jim Bowden, who currently holds
 > the world depth record on open-circuit Scuba.  Having spoken with
 > him personally about this, I can tell you that he likes both regs


Black on "to be as stupid as me, learn from the worst in the business..."

At 01:48  1/06/00 , Michael J. Black wrote:
 > As for my "extreme ignornat stupidity" were you referring to the pony
 > bottle with pO2 1.9 debate?  Thought so, and just FYI here is what TDI
 > says in one of their coursebooks (authored I believe by Jan Neal, who
 > IS a BEST diver, i.e. absent from this list):
 > "A small volume scuba cylinder of EAN39 carried with a diver for a
 > decompression gas can also be a redundant gas supply.  In the event
 > that the primary gas supply is exhausted, the diver can switch to
 > EAN39 and make a normal ascent.  If this emergency occurred at 130 fsw,
 > the pO2 for EAN39 would be 1.92 ATA.

Black boasts coyly about his deep air experience...

At 02:12  26/05/00 , Michael J. Black wrote:
 > I will not divulge how deep I have been on air, as if I haven't been 
 > crucified enough already. 


Black forgets he just boasted coyly about his deep air experience...

At 02:12  26/05/00 , Michael J. Black wrote:
 > I am not trimix-certified, and believe it or not, one reason is I have
 > an objection to TDI's requirement that Extended Range (on air) precede
 > Trimix. 


Black on diving medicine - "Ignore the Pros. Trust me, I'm a hobbyist"...

At 02:12  26/05/00 , Michael J. Black wrote:
 > Diving medicine has been a second hobby, and I have
 > been fortunate to have learned from some experts, whose names have
 > already been bashed on this list, so keep guessing.


Black, the truly clueless, never lets ignorance hold him back...

At 23:09  28/04/00 , Michael J. Black wrote:
 > In wrecks, I have a problem with it (the long hose) in that the 
 > length of hose represents an entanglement hazard.  I prefer a 
 > 40-inch primary hose, and recommend bungying your long octo to 
 > your tank(s), or even diving with a 40-inch octo hose realizing 
 > that your buddy's going to have to ride your ass in an air-sharing 
 > emergency.


Black, on not knowing his arsehole from breakfast...

At 12:59  25/07/00 , Dr Michael J. Black wrote:
 > While we're on the subject of DIR, here are a few more of my "esteemed"
 > objections:  Scubapro regulators (do you turds know we call these 
 > Scubaflows in cold water, and I mean icy cold).  Want
 > a better system?  Start over, unless cave diving is your only diving.


Black "You need lots of dive experience to talk to me (cause I don't have
any)"...

At 02:32  19/07/00 , Michael J. Black wrote:
 > You're a wannabe, lying, sniveling, loudmouthed, ranting POS, DIR's 
 > poster boy.  Suck it up, weenie.  Or better yet, try logging a few dives, 
 > puppy.  MJB


Black finally demonstrates his true level of diving expertise. Fish feeding...

 > >> What is good to use. Someone suggested cheese-wiz, but this seems a
 > >> bit unearthy to me. Any comments on this.
 > Well if you must know, Nabisco Easy Cheese. It comes in a can and
 > withstands the hydrostatic pressure from descent, if you get to dive
 > besides snorkel on your trip.    Mike Black


Someone might like to post this list over on rec.scuba as well. I
believe the doctore has been known to leave snail-trails of
ignorance and dangerous misadvice over there too.

rgds billyw


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