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I have killed three of the damn things sitting at the table in our shop.
They start bragging about how cool these Cochran's are, and I simply =
say:
"Every one of those things I have ever been around has shit the bed."
Blink. Its dead. Now, Mikey meets em at the door, and tells em not to =
show me their Cochran.
=3D;-)
Scott
----- Original Message -----=20
From: Scott Hunsucker=20
To: RLatulip@ao*.co* ; Jack.Kreska@mo*.co* ; =
techdiver@aquanaut.com ; cavers@ca*.co*=20
Sent: Monday, September 18, 2000 10:43 AM
Subject: Re: Cochran Nemesis
I am saying it "The Cochran Nemesis is the worst dive computer ever =
made".=20
Beyond the worst piece of shit ever made, I would not use one as a =
paper weight. I had one years ago and after it sixth repair I bitched =
at the company so hard they refunded my money, not the store I purchased =
it at. The secret was to tell them that working in a dive shop and as =
an instructor I had access to hundreds of divers and would tell everyone =
I ever came across how terrible their products were: I also used some =
profound descriptors while talking to the service manager about the =
company, their service, and their products. They refunded my money to =
keep me quiet, I bought a bottom timer and still speak vehemently =
against them. Might not work for you guys, but it worked for me.
Scott Hunsucker=20
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<DIV><FONT size=3D2>I have killed three of the damn things sitting at =
the table in=20
our shop.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=3D2>They start bragging about how cool these Cochran's =
are, and I=20
simply say:</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=3D2>"Every one of those things I have ever been around =
has shit=20
the bed."</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=3D2>Blink. Its dead. Now, Mikey meets em at the door, =
and tells em=20
not to show me their Cochran.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=3D2>=3D;-)</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=3D2>Scott</FONT></DIV>
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black"><B>From:</B>=20
<A href=3D"mailto:swhac@pc*.gu*.ne*" =
title=3Dswhac@pc*.gu*.ne*>Scott=20
Hunsucker</A> </DIV>
<DIV style=3D"FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A =
href=3D"mailto:RLatulip@ao*.co*"=20
title=3DRLatulip@ao*.co*>RLatulip@aol.com</A> ; <A=20
href=3D"mailto:Jack.Kreska@mo*.co*"=20
title=3DJack.Kreska@mo*.co*>Jack.Kreska@motorola.com</A> ; <A=20
href=3D"mailto:techdiver@aquanaut.com"=20
title=3Dtechdiver@aquanaut.com>techdiver@aquanaut.com</A> ; <A=20
href=3D"mailto:cavers@ca*.co*" =
title=3Dcavers@ca*.co*>cavers@cavers.com</A>=20
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<DIV style=3D"FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Monday, September 18, =
2000 10:43=20
AM</DIV>
<DIV style=3D"FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> Re: Cochran =
Nemesis</DIV>
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<BLOCKQUOTE cite type=3D"cite">I am saying it "The Cochran Nemesis is =
the=20
worst dive computer ever made". </BLOCKQUOTE><BR>Beyond the worst =
piece of=20
shit ever made, I would not use one as a paper weight. I had one =
years=20
ago and after it sixth repair I bitched at the company so hard =
<B>they</B>=20
refunded my money, not the store I purchased it at. The secret =
was to=20
tell them that working in a dive shop and as an instructor I had =
access to=20
hundreds of divers and would tell everyone I ever came across how =
terrible=20
their products were: I also used some profound descriptors while =
talking=20
to the service manager about the company, their service, and their=20
products. They refunded my money to keep me quiet, I bought a =
bottom=20
timer and still speak vehemently against them. Might not work =
for you=20
guys, but it worked for me.<BR>Scott Hunsucker =
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