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Holy Shit, where was the coke alert! Jim ------------------------------------------------------------------- Learn About Trimix at http://www.cisatlantic.com/trimix/ > From: "Scott" <scottk@hc*.co*> > Date: Fri, 17 Mar 2000 07:22:24 -0800 > To: "Randy Milak" <milak@Di*.zz*.co*> > Cc: <techdiver@aquanaut.com> > Subject: Re: Helium > > Black, you are an idiot. Only *you* would make a post as stupid as the one > you just posted, especially in the face of what Randy posted to you. He for > a 60 foot dive??? WTF are you smoking???? > > *You* telling Randy to pay attention, now *that's* a knee slapper!!! > > Lets see, that would be an END of, um, er, ahhh, sixty feet!!!! If you would > quit smoking so much dope before you dive, you wouldn't have to deal with > narcosis at 60 feet. Or have you an Gilliam been up to some secret > experimentation? Perhaps a combination of beer, pot, and nitrous oxide in > your breathing gas? > > Moron!!! The ideal gas at 60 feet, cost or not, would be 36% OEA. Basically, > an no deco limit dive, and you could bail to the surface at any point and > probably not get hit. > > Decoplanner says you would have a 120 minute bottom time, with a 6 minute > stop at 20fsw. Do you and your pony carry enough gas to pull off a 120 > minute dive? No, then I guess you would have a no deco time a lot longer > than your gas supply would last. Wayyyy longer than your brain supply would > last. And you wouldn't even have to, and again, I quote you, "carry 40% in > your pony in case an unplanned decompression profile develops." > > Just to entertain your blissful ignorance, if you were to use 36/50 trimix, > you would have a 42 minute stop at 20 fsw, for a bottom time of 120 minutes. > 36/33 would give us a 20 fsw for 16 stop. > > Is the picture starting to form yet? Feel any tingles of realization? (I > doubt it!) > > I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. > Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the > stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are > trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that > even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid at zero degrees Kelvin. Stupid > gotten so dense that no intellect can escape kind of stupid. Singularity > stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on the warm side of Mercury stupid. You > emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. > Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can > really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the > original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so > uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we > know. > > The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away > most of your of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say > anything. Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, > spell, dive, and count, you will have more success. True, these are > rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that > everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there > are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. > If I had known, that this was your case, then I would have never read your > post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a > handicapped space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social > struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you (like passing gas, > for instance). > > We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will > eventually reproduce the works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Michael > J. Black, MD, and his internet escapades, we know this is not true. > > If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to ride a piss ants > motorcycle around the inside of a Cheerio. If brains were intestinal > methane, you wouldn't have enough to do a one-cheek sneak. If brains were > dynamite, you couldn't blow your nose. Stick your head in your floppy drive > and type "Format a:". Your intelligence is a Kronecker delta function which > spikes at the value "moron". You are too stupid to live. Go down to the > glue factory, where they dispose of old horses, and volunteer to be disposed > of. > > There is too much chlorine in your gene pool. There is a remarkably high > probability that the only reason you were born, was because the drugstores > were closed on Sunday. Did your parents have any children that survived? Did > your parents survive? Have they been fully prosecuted for bringing you into > this world? > > You are unacquainted with netuse rules and etiquette, and you are probably > in the running for a Darwin Award. You have all of the charm of an > ambulance-chasing pettifogger, all of the wit of a 13-year old Mongoloid > child, all of the subtlety of a used car salesman, all the humor of an open > mass grave, and all of the intellectual depth of a cocaine-addicted carnie. > One of these days, someone is gonna grab you by the ears, and pull you on > like a sock. > > Scott > > "If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of > servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, > go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. > Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your > chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye > were our countrymen." -- Samuel Adams, speech at the > Philadelphia State House, August 1, 1776. > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Michael J. Black" <mjblackmd@ya*.co*> > To: "Randy Milak" <milak@Di*.zz*.co*> > Cc: <techdiver@aquanaut.com> > Sent: Thursday, March 16, 2000 4:26 PM > Subject: Re: Helium > > >> Randy MyAss Milak: >> >> You can copy textbooks well. Too bad you can't remember what you >> copy, because if you did, you would note that my post has no errors >> in it at all. Now get your nose off the floor and pay attention. >> The original question was about the ideal breathing mix for shallow >> dives, assuming cost is no object. If heliox were used in a dry- >> suit, isobaric counterdiffusion and conductive heat loss become >> disadvantageous. Using Argon for inflation, and breathing heliox, >> as Ben Wiseley asks, gets my vote for the ideal setup at 60 feet. >> Wanna vote, or just rant somemore. >> >> Mike Black > > > -- > Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. > Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'. > -- Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'.
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