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Michael and I are busting a gut! Your OK Miranda! I guess you would know if you left it on...... Scott ----- Original Message ----- From: "Miranda Alldritt" <MirandAl@At*.co*> To: "'Scott'" <scottk@hc*.co*> Cc: <gudmund@si*.co*> Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 1999 9:32 AM Subject: RE: what to do with the light cord > Actually what happens when you run your light out of the water is that it > heats the air inside the test tube which expands, causing the the test tube > to be propelled rapidly off the end of the light head. Gives a whole new > meaning to the concept of an enema! > > -----Original Message----- > From: Scott [mailto:scottk@hc*.co*] > Sent: Wednesday, December 08, 1999 1:50 AM > To: Scott and/or Julie Gudmundsen > Cc: Tech list > Subject: Re: what to do with the light cord > > > No, no, no. The operative word here is butt "crack." > > You have been working around the jail too long..... =;-) > > Scott > > > Scott, > > > > I've read that you're not supposed to operate your light unless it is > > immersed in water. I'm not sure if the Delrin head models will be able to > > dissipate heat sufficiently to keep from melting the light head if they > are > > stored rectally. I think I read a monograph on this entitled, "Rectal > > Temperature Cooling of Light Heads" in a PADI Update that my local dive > shop > > had laying on the counter... I'll try to find it. > > > > Scott Gudmundsen > > Vernal, Utah > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > From: Scott <scottk@hc*.co*> > > To: Sean M. Cary <smcary@mi*.co*>; <Dixieboca@ao*.co*>; > > <techdiver@aquanaut.com> > > Sent: Tuesday, December 07, 1999 12:31 PM > > Subject: Re: what to do with the light cord > > > > > > > The Navy, its not just a job, its a date! > > > > > > Would that still be considered gedunk after being keestered? > > > > > > I remember reading an article in Smithsonian Air and Space about a P-3 > > > crewman who pickled a nuke on the runway, after trying to stash some > crab > > in > > > the bomb bay. Perhaps it would have been better in the butt crack? > > > > > > Sorry, list, I couldn't resist. (poet too!) > > > > > > Scott > > > > > > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > > From: "Sean M. Cary" <smcary@mi*.co*> > > > To: <Dixieboca@ao*.co*>; <techdiver@aquanaut.com> > > > Sent: Tuesday, December 07, 1999 7:24 AM > > > Subject: Re: what to do with the light cord > > > > > > > > > > Dude, you were in the NAVY...you stowed more in your buttcrack then > the > > > > average human being could EVER tolerate! I have heard of the > > > extraordinary > > > > feats of P3 Navigators like you...makes a former Marine like me blush! > > > > > > > > :-) > > > > > > > > Sean > > > > > > > > > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > > > From: <Dixieboca@ao*.co*> > > > > To: <techdiver@aquanaut.com> > > > > Sent: Monday, December 06, 1999 10:54 PM > > > > Subject: Re: what to do with the light cord > > > > > > > > > > > > > I don't know about draped around the neck or clipped off to your > > chest. > > > > > > > > > > I find it fits perfectly in the Butt crack next to the Console. > Soon > > I > > > > will > > > > > implement a whole array of things to stow there like my Scuba > Sausage, > > > > spare > > > > > Bulbs and Lift bags. > > > > > > > > > > DIR (Doing it RECTALLY) is my motto!!!!! > > > > > > > > > > The preceding was an attempt at humor, I couldn't resist. Now or > > Never > > > > have > > > > > I stowed anything near my butt crack (Lift Bag excluded) :) Stowing > > > your > > > > > lighthead in your butt can be dangerous, please do not try unless > > > > supervised > > > > > by your local TDI/IANTD Buttcrack instructor. > > > > > -- > > > > > Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to > > `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. > > > > > Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to > > `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'. > > > > > > > > -- > > > > Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to > `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. > > > > Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to > `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'. > > > > > > -- > > > Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. > > > Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'. > > > > > -- > Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. > Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'. -- Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'.
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