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From: "Scott" <scottk@hc*.co*>
To: "Scott and/or Julie Gudmundsen" <gudmund@si*.co*>
Cc: "Tech list" <techdiver@aquanaut.com>
Subject: Re: what to do with the light cord
Date: Wed, 8 Dec 1999 01:49:41 -0800
No, no, no. The operative word here is butt "crack."

You have been working around the jail too long.....   =;-)

Scott

> Scott,
>
> I've read that you're not supposed to operate your light unless it is
> immersed in water. I'm not sure if the Delrin head models will be able to
> dissipate heat sufficiently to keep from melting the light head if they
are
> stored rectally. I think I read a monograph on this entitled, "Rectal
> Temperature Cooling of Light Heads" in a PADI Update that my local dive
shop
> had laying on the counter... I'll try to find it.
>
> Scott Gudmundsen
> Vernal, Utah
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> From: Scott <scottk@hc*.co*>
> To: Sean M. Cary <smcary@mi*.co*>; <Dixieboca@ao*.co*>;
> <techdiver@aquanaut.com>
> Sent: Tuesday, December 07, 1999 12:31 PM
> Subject: Re: what to do with the light cord
>
>
> > The Navy, its not just a job, its a date!
> >
> > Would that still be considered gedunk after being keestered?
> >
> > I remember reading an article in Smithsonian Air and Space about a P-3
> > crewman who pickled a nuke on the runway, after trying to stash some
crab
> in
> > the bomb bay. Perhaps it would have been better in the butt crack?
> >
> > Sorry, list, I couldn't resist.  (poet too!)
> >
> > Scott
> >
> >
> > ----- Original Message -----
> > From: "Sean M. Cary" <smcary@mi*.co*>
> > To: <Dixieboca@ao*.co*>; <techdiver@aquanaut.com>
> > Sent: Tuesday, December 07, 1999 7:24 AM
> > Subject: Re: what to do with the light cord
> >
> >
> > > Dude, you were in the NAVY...you stowed more in your buttcrack then
the
> > > average human being could EVER tolerate!  I have heard of the
> > extraordinary
> > > feats of P3 Navigators like you...makes a former Marine like me blush!
> > >
> > > :-)
> > >
> > > Sean
> > >
> > >
> > > ----- Original Message -----
> > > From: <Dixieboca@ao*.co*>
> > > To: <techdiver@aquanaut.com>
> > > Sent: Monday, December 06, 1999 10:54 PM
> > > Subject: Re: what to do with the light cord
> > >
> > >
> > > > I don't know about draped around the neck or clipped off to your
> chest.
> > > >
> > > > I find it fits perfectly in the Butt crack next to the Console.
Soon
> I
> > > will
> > > > implement a whole array of things to stow there like my Scuba
Sausage,
> > > spare
> > > > Bulbs and Lift bags.
> > > >
> > > > DIR (Doing it RECTALLY) is my motto!!!!!
> > > >
> > > > The preceding was an attempt at humor, I couldn't resist.  Now or
> Never
> > > have
> > > > I stowed anything near my butt crack (Lift Bag excluded) :)  Stowing
> > your
> > > > lighthead in your butt can be dangerous, please do not try unless
> > > supervised
> > > > by your local TDI/IANTD Buttcrack instructor.
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