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From: <kirvine@sa*.ne*>
Date: Wed, 17 Nov 1999 09:33:25 -0500
To: Dan Volker <dlv@ga*.ne*>
CC: bigvon@be*.ne*, techdiver@aquanaut.com
Subject: Re: He who laughs last, laughs best.
Dan, this guy is desperately hoping that we do not actually dive, for
some reason. I am so sick of hearing how I do not undersatnd this or
that or how I do not do this or that. Why do these guys thing we hold
all the records if we are so incompetent in their minds?

I am also so sick of these guys badmouthing me, attacking me, lying
about me and then claiming some moral high ground in doing so - this is
the personal preference mindset in action - it is ok for rookies and
idiots to attack me, but not ok for me to point out dangerous stupidty
and explain why.

It is somehow worthless for me to put out real life situations and
solutions and ok for some asshole rookie to "suppose" and "guess" how
soemthing should be done. Why do these people think the Navy comes and
studies our techniques to apply in warfare? I can answer that - because
we have the best record for REAL LIFE ACTION.

Somehow I am supposed to be nice since I am some "famous diver" - the
only diffrence between me and everyone else out there is that I have put
a little extra effort into gathering information, have done what that
information said to do, have seen the handwriting on the wall and so
have taken an organization that was passed on to me in the belief that I
could make it fly and turned it into a fixture that has given us long
term access while others have squandered access for all of you and made
the sport look bad.

Why is it that the WKPP has thousands of man dive hours of long range
deep mixed gas cave exploration dives without incident and the same guys
can go smoke the Britannic and film inside like it was a swimming pool
and the rest of the big mouthed strokes out there just can't get that
job done?

Why are we the ones who put out the films, the websites, the manuals,
the training organizions tha do not compromise, the stories, articles
and books on this that have no profit motive and are nothing more than
an effort to make it better for everyone and give back what was given to
us?


Dan Volker wrote:
> 
> Bigvon,
> 
> You are laboring under a few major misconceptions;
> 1.George does far more ocean dives on deep wrecks and deep reefs than he
> does cave dives.
> 2. On many of these dives scooters are NOT USED, particularly on our deep
> spearfishing dives.
> 3. One set of double 80's and one 40 ft stage of 50/50 Nitrox is all we
> would typically need, since we don't share your massive requirement for huge
> deco on short 23 to 25 minute dives ( actual bottom time) .
> 4. If you were to attempt to dive with George and I on the deep Jupiter
> ledge ( 180 to 240), or any other good spearfishing ledge at depths ranging
> from 200 to 260, there is no way you would be able to even keep us in sight.
> We would be swimming easily at hunting pace. You would be gasping for air at
> emergency speed( for you), and losing ground every minute. After 5 to 10
> minutes, you and your buddy would no longer have us in view, and to add
> insult to injury, if you attempted this, you would most likely be in severe
> danger from an enormous CO2 buildup, even with Trimix. Beyond that, your
> next danger would be having enough gas to make it back to the surface, since
> 10 minutes of following us would most likely leave you with less than 500
> psi in your backgas. For this reason, if we were to allow you to make this
> futile attempt, we would have to have another WKPP diver accompanying you
> and your buddy by scooter, dragging  3 or 4 stages to cover the almost
> certain OOA scenario you would foolishly fall into.
> 5. If you want to try swimming dives with us, you better be doing at least
> 40 miles per day on a bike, and getting your bodyfat down to at least
> "average" levels. This type of training allows George or I to keep up with
> scooter divers if we desire, using fins and good technique.  When you can
> keep up with Gavins or Makos, using just your own power, maybe then you can
> attempt to dive with us.
> 
> Regards,
> Dan Volker
> 
>  -----Original Message-----
> From:   bigvon@be*.ne* [mailto:bigvon@be*.ne*]
> Sent:   Tuesday, November 16, 1999 4:05 AM
> To:     techdiver@aquanaut.com
> Subject:        Re: He who laughs last, laughs best.
> 
> kirvine@sa*.ne* wrote:
> 
> > Von, .6 breathing rate - you do not need to be down there - you need a
> > respatory theapist. You has no business even using the word "swimming"
> > in a sentence with my name. I am a Masters swimmer , you moron, and
> > would quit diving if I had a swimming breathing rate of .6 at any speed.
> > I am starting to see what the big beef is here - it is YOU - explains
> > the tank size phobia and the deco nonsense all in one. Let m,e suggest
> > yoi buy a pair of running shoes and store them in your mouth when you
> > are not using them.
> >
> 
> I forgot that you are SUPERMAN, able to hold your breath for 25 min.so the
> gas in your
> tanks is for your buddy.
> 
> Mr BIGSHOT what is your swimming and deco rate? That will be a laugh.
> 
> > You obviosly do not understand drysuit insulation, and you obviously do
> > not understand decompression, you do not understand simple weighting,
> > and you obviously do not understand anything I said. You obvoiusly do
> > not do these dives. You are talking out of your ass again. Tehr aer
> > several weigths of insulation, and what we sue in the ocean dwon here is
> > the C-2, whcih has enough lifrt to hod the tanks, is enough to deal with
> > cold for a shorrt exposre, and is perfect for deco . In the height of
> > sumer, when the last four feet of water is "87 degrees", this is not a
> > problem since we are mostly in cooler water, and if you were really
> > doing the big bottom times and hangs yoo claim you would find that the
> > dryusuit covers all the teamps quite well, in addition to balancing out
> > the steel tanks if that is what you need to supply your fat ass for
> > these little dives. The fact is that no "overheating" occurs.
> >
> 
> Try it george, you will see. This is not a hole in the ground, its the OCEAN
> moron.
> 
> >
> > Also if you were not talking out of your ass and really had any
> > experience, which you do not, you would know that in the summer there is
> > frequently a severe thermals below 150 feet, and this will ruin your
> > dive unless you have come preparred, but then you do not do it enough to
> > know that, do you "Big Von"? I do it enough to not waste my time showing
> > up with insufficient gear capabilities, not to mention doing dives with
> > an unbalnced rig to offset ignorance, stupidity, and fat slobbery - it
> > just makes it worse, guy.
> >
> > It is really apparent to me that you are not capable of understanding
> > anything I am saying, and that you pick up little disjointed bits and
> > pieces from other situations and mix them together , resulting in the
> > slop you twisted out here.
> >
> > What is really appalling is that not only do you use tanks that have a
> > huge weight disadvantage while providing little additional gas over the
> > 80's with stage, you obvoiusly cary huge deco tanks as well, yet do mot
> > see the problem with that stupidity in the overall initial weighing or
> > drag profile. You say that this is more effecient than my method of
> > using 40's?????????????
> >
> 
> You are a master of misdirection. Look at my post. I can do that dive safely
> with Steel
> back tanks (with a reserve you idiot.) and alum stages.
> 
> > You have so little understdning of deco that you really believe that all
> > of that gas must be carried - the deco can be done without the oxygen if
> > that is necessary, but you do not know that , do you? ( obviously). You
> > have all these big ideas about doing these big tough guy 12" dick dives
> > that you think will impress everyone, yet you have not the tiniest
> > undersanding of dive logisitcs and boat logistics, or safety.
> >
> 
> You obviously do not believe in contingency planning.
> Leave  out the oxygen and watch what happens to your time in water and gas
> requirements.
> This is the dumbest thing  you have put out on this list.
> 
> > No wonder the New England wreck divers make fun of Florida divers - all
> > they see is strokes like you yapping about crap like the Ozark that
> > every bozo in the State has been out to show his manhood on like the
> > Wilkesbarre in Key West or the bullshit in Pompano.
> >
> 
> Tell you what tough guy. Mix your eighties and forties and we will meet for
> a dive on
> the Ozark.  25 to 30 min bottom time. When the dive is over we will see who
> has a
> sufficient reserve for safety. The loser pays the charter fee.
> 
> Von
> 
> > Bigvon@be*.ne* wrote:
> > >
> > > George you STILL did not answer my question. Therefore I will clarify it
> for you:
> > >
> > > k
> 
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