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Kuiper, George and Chris are right on the mark. You really are a conniving trouble maker and a world class stroke. Just get your facts straight next time you run your little alligator mouth on the list. The sniveling bullshit you wrote below confirms this. Greg Kuiper Wrote: "How about the times you have bugged out on your dive buddies when the going got tough, how about the time that you shut off the deco gas on a bunch of boat divers? How many dive boats won't let you on board George?" These are the facts: The time was 1992 and Tom Mount and myself had finished our deco and were drifting together on the surface, within sight of the dive boat We were forced off the anchor line following its release from the Cruz Del Sur wreck off of the Haulover Inlet. The dive boat was a reef cat with a large windage and this pulled the anchor line so rapidly to the surface that we had to bail out or explosively decompress. After performing more than ample decompression (remember I was with Mount who does not take risks) we surfaced and hailed the dive boat only to not have it respond, because several notorious strokes had decided to clear their computers while hanging on a deco rig attached to the boat. The boat captain could not free the deco system and consequently continued to drift further and further away from us. George, who had long finished his deco was on the boat and tried fruitlessly to get the captain to terminate the deco and come and get us. All the while Mount and I kept trying to get the attention of the boat, but no matter how much we hollered and waved nothing happened. The situation was disturbing to say the least. After wainting nearly two hours the boat finally came and picked us up, but the situation was far from resolved. Tom's best friend, Mario, was missing and we presumed possibly dead, because he was nowhere to be found and the dive boat could not search for him, until a call came in on the radio that a sport fishing boat had picked him up far off shore. The asshole who was responsible for decoing far beyond anything which was necessary, especially since we had all done exactly the same bottom time, was notorious for pulling bullshit like this. The problem was so bad that we nicknamed the guy "hangman". Even Mount, who is good natured and deferential to the worst strokes, was pissed. This same individual nearly caused the death of Joe Citelli two years ago in Little River Springs. The two were scooter diving in the back of the Spring and got into a bad silt out. This individual clawed his way over Citelli and fled the cave, leaving the entire system totally silted out and exited the water in a panic and howling that there was a diver in trouble. By chance Ken Sallot of the WKPP happened to be there and he scootered into cave and located Citrellli, who was dangerously low on air, and towed him out. To the best of my knowledge this individual no longer dives. Obviously, we learned a lot from this epsiode. Beyond the don't dive with strokes. Thanks to George we finally got picked up. Had it not been for him forcing closure to this bullshit, idiotic, unnecessary deco situation Mount and myself would have been in deep trouble, literally. The idiot captain of the dive boat never thought to call for assistance. As for bugging out on his dive buddies when the going gets "tough". What do you mean by "tough"? Sure Greggie, you tell us about "tough". You are a real hoot. As for you Kuiper, keep diving solo with your bungee wings and the rest of your stroke mess. You are totally free to exercie your first amendment rights to be the bitter, resentful ignoramus that you so well demonstrate to all of us. When you are on your 16th +1 cave dive be sure to run lots of line over all of the other lines. Have at it. -----Original Message----- From: kirvine@sa*.ne* <kirvine@sa*.ne*> To: Kuiper, Greg <GregKuiper@pa*.co*> Cc: werner@qu*.gl*.fs*.ed* <werner@qu*.gl*.fs*.ed*>; wwm@sa*.ne* <wwm@sa*.ne*> Date: Tuesday, October 26, 1999 2:44 PM Subject: Re: the Pussy Re: Madison blue fatatlities >I am going to stick to hammering your ignorant ass every time you open >your mouth, and then when you come here, you can try yor bullshit in >person. There is nobody who dove with me who told you any such thing. >You can not substantiate it simply because it is not true. > >The fact is that anyone who would even talk to you has no idea what I >do, and the fact is that you can not even imagine what it takes to do >what I do. > >The further fact is that you are a known stroke, and the obvious is that >you have something to prove. Do it someplace other than in diving. Too >may of you pussies keep making the newswpaper. > >You and the other losers out there wnat so badly to find anything that >you think will somehow "discredit" me - the fact there is that I have a >huge track record on the one hand , and on the other hand this is no big >deal to any of us, just out of reach for strokes like you and your pals, >so that leaves you spitting out petty resentments from Califonia on your >computer. Neither you nor any of the local pussies has anything to say >to me when I am around, and none of you has anything that any of us >want. > >We do it, the rest of you bullshit about it. > >Kuiper, Greg wrote: >> >> Once again George you prove yourself to be a liar. I never threatened >> Chris, I simply stated that if he had a personal problem with me to >> give me a ring when he makes it to CA. The same applies to you. If >> you want to challenge me in person than by all means do so. >> >> -----Original Message----- >> From: kirvine@sa*.ne* [mailto:kirvine@sa*.ne*] >> Sent: Tuesday, October 26, 1999 10:53 AM >> To: Kuiper, Greg >> Cc: werner@qu*.gl*.fs*.ed*; wwm@sa*.ne* >> Subject: the Pussy Re: Madison blue fatatlities >> >> Chris, is this the pussy who threatened you? I hear he was giving you >> cave diving advice. Maybe if you lived in California and took a resort >> >> course in Mexico , instead of being a top WKPP exploration diver, you >> too could be dispensing all kinds of advice and being a tough guy on >> Techdiver, like Kuiper. >> >> Kuiper, Greg wrote: >> > >> > I look forward towards meeting you and Chris Werner >> > Greg Kuiper >> > >> > -----Original Message----- >> > From: kirvine@sa*.ne* [mailto:kirvine@sa*.ne*] >> > Sent: Tuesday, October 26, 1999 8:49 AM >> > To: Kuiper, Greg >> > Subject: Re: Madison blue fatatlities >> > >> > Kuiper, Greg wrote: >> > > >> > > Is it just that you can't count George? >> > > I said I did 16 cave dives in Akumal this year and have been cave >> > > diving since 1978. >> > > Greg Kuiper >> > >> > You have no business dispensing cave diving advice, and even less >> > putting out bullshit about me "leaving" anyone. You need to back >> that >> > one up. You can be sure you will never get one seconds peace from me >> >> > until you have put out the appology on that one, and you sure as >> hell >> > better hope that you never meet me, or Chris Werner. I noticed you >> > claerly have no idea who you are talking to there, either. >> > >> > You also do not seem to realize that every time one of these >> strokes >> > feeds you some bulhsit which yoi so eagerly jump on, that there is a >> >> > far >> > better story about them out there which I will plaster all over hell >> >> > and >> > back. Your best bet is to figure out who the players are, who the >> > fuckups are, and then decide what you want to be. So far you are a >> > known >> > fuckup of major proportions - all due directly to yor stroke >> attitude >> > -, >> > and have scored heavily on the ignornat scale publicly on the lists. >> >> > >> > Let me suggest you turn it around now . > > > -- Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. 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