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Wow...somebody must have received a thesaurus for their birthday!
bigvon@be*.ne* wrote:
>
> GEORGE
> I thought a little constructive criticism from us strokes and personal
> preference crowd was in order in light of your attitude displayed on this
list.
> You are a befouled, vitiated poltroon. You blighted, malodorous, mephitic
> recreant. You are a festering boil on the ass of all divers. You have all the
> backbone of a jellyfish and some day someone (maybe me) will prove that to
you.
> You moribific, feculent simpleton. Would that I could change my species, just
so
> that I might not be associated with you. The stupendous, confounding magnitude
> of your insipidness astonishes me.
>
> I cannot believe that anyone could muster such a prodigious, astounding level
of
> stupidity. If you were any more asinine or incogitant, you would surely have
> been put to death long ago. Your
> vapidity has gone so far beyond any previous boundaries of puerility and
> nugacity as to banish any and all chances of an intelligent thought from your
> head. Even the most hardened of WKPP regulars unquestionably cannot believe
your
> fatuousness and illogicality.
>
> Your attitude does nothing but lend credence to the overwhelming fact that
you
> are such a driveling simpleton that you cannot find your ass with both hands
and
> a road map. You are the very pinnacle of insensateness. You are the model of
> banality and sub normality.
> I am aghast at your apparent ability to insert your own head into your own
> rectum at will.
>
> There cannot be even a fragment of intellectuality or perspicacity to be found
> within the gaping void which should contain your brain. It amazes me that you
> are able to perform even the most facile of everyday functions with your
> exorbitantly disadvantaged and gormless lack of intellect.
>
> You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You
> worthless bag of filth. As they say in Texas, Ill bet you couldn't pour piss
out
> of a boot with instructions on the heel.You are a canker. A sore that wont go
> away. I would rather kiss a lawyer (sorry Alton) than be seen with you.
>
> You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate,
> noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise
> everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit proto hominid
> chromosomally aberrant caricature of acoprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum,
> and I wish you would go away.
>
> You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm
> deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, acad, a
weasel.
> Your life is a monument to demigodiry. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big
suck
> on a sour lemon.
>
> You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with
> the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An
> insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke
drooling,
> giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of
what
> they had done.
>
> I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as
> you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of
> you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile,
> worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this
> earth. And did I mention you smell?
>
> If you aren't an idiot, you made a world class effort at simulating one. Try
to
> edit your writing of insulting material before attempting to impress us with
> your insight. The evidence that you are
> a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to
access
> it more rapidly.
>
> You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its
beak
> into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly
before
> spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood.
> May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish
> beliefs.
>
> You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and
> profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys
look
> down on you. Even sheep wont have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic,
> starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
>
> And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-important statements of
> narrow-minded opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you
would
> believe that your tiny fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a
> leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the
> snake?
>
> You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and
obnoxious.
> You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a
> meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one
> handed slack jawed drooling meat slapper.
>
> On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in
> all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank
> and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all
> unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
>
> I cannot believe how incredibly an asshole you are. I mean rock hard asshole.
> Dehydrated-rock-hard asshole. So asshole that it goes way beyond the asshole
we
> know into a whole different dimension of asshole. You are a trans-asshole
> asshole. Meta-asshole. Asshole collapsed on itself so far that even the
> neutrons have collapsed. Asshole gotten so dense that no intellect can
escape.
> Singularity asshole. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury asshole. You emit
more
> assholian in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar
> assholian. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really
> be this assholian. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original
> big bang of asshole. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by
> anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. Im sorry. I
> can't go on. This is an epiphany of asshole for me. After this, you may not
> hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride
> your ignorant questions and half baked comments about other diving styles, or
> any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your attitude
is
> your manners.
> Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful.
> I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling
> was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read,
> write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are
rudimentary
> skills that many of us normal people take for granted that everyone has an
easy
> time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are challenged persons
in
> this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was
> your case then I would have never read your posts. It just wouldn't have been
> right. Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck
in
> the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on
> you.
>
> P.S.
> You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly,
> mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic,
> barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist,
> avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant,
> deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic,
> fraudulent,
> libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate,
> harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double talking, devious, revisionist,
> narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous,
> unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant,
> deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim,
> unsympathetic, jargon spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind
numbing,
> abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially retarded,
> puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.
>
> Just a little constructive criticism, I hope this helps...
>
> The Stroke Personal Preference Crowd
>
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