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> T-shirt > This is a key part of the outfit and whilst there are many t-shirts on the > market, the DIR shirt must have the following criteria: > White Egyptian cotton > Short sleeves - the correct length must be 5 inches - any longer and there > is a risk of entanglement, any shorter and there is a risk that they'll look > like those cap sleeve T-shirts that were worn in the 70s (thus precipitating > a major fashion incident). > T-shirt markings > The DIR logo on the front should be a discrete 2 inches as you will be > instantly recognisable anyway. Beware of large oversize type, as this is > dangerously 80s (e.g. Frankie Says Relax). > The back of the T-shirt should have a much larger logo (at least 12 inches) > with the words 'No Strokes' written on it. This will allow you to be clearly > seen by other team members who may be looking for you in a conference room > or busy pub. As I believe George would put it.... ----------------------------------- What you morons need to understand is that to wear any thing other than White Egyptian cotton, you would have to be an blithering idiot. How many people have to die before you strokes get a clue. There is no excuse not to have the right equipment. Rayon, Silk, 50 50 blends. These are nothing but attempts by manufactures to take advantage of all you strokes. The catwalks have displayed some of the most dangerous stupidity ever posted. I am real sick of amateur bullshit opinions whether they come from 5th Avenue or Pairs. We do not need displays of drooling ignorance, such as long sleeves. If the insulation provided by 5 inches is insufficient you should abort your excursion. I've been wearing T-shirts longer than most of you have been alive! I learned the hard way. The fact is that I know what it is like to come out from hell with only Haynes on my back. I don't buy cheap ass bullshit gear for Evening Dress, and only a stroke would do so. Suits are some of the worst examples of idiocy I have ever seen, like collared shirts, with ties no less, have resulted in fatality after fatality. You can not get around the logic of the system, and when you start adding other things, you are asking for confusion, trouble and mutations that will end up killing somebody. Are any of the basics of DIR making any sense to the strokes yet, or do we need more research? ------------------------------------- This was intended to be humorous and in no way reflect poorly on Mr. Irvine. -- Craig -- Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'.
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