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From: <kirvine@sa*.ne*>
Date: Sat, 28 Aug 1999 12:59:13 -0400
To: Scaleworks@ao*.co*
CC: ststev@un*.co*, Art.Paltz@r2*.co*, techdiver@aquanaut.com
Subject: Re: Jersey NJerk Reel
Again, what happens when .....etc. The boat needs to be free, not
jerking up and down with fat slobs gripping the anchor line decoing
their titties off.

An ascent lihne - as in uno, one, a single freaking line, oh ,but wait,I
forgot, you guys can't use compasses, current, etc. to navigate, and we
all know that to try to teach any of you higher order concepts like port
an starboard , bow and stern, the fact that a ship under water is still
a ship  while you are sucking air or strokemix is out of the question,
that expecting a bunch of ponitificating know it alls to actually plan
out their dives and stagger them is out of the question, to expect there
to be safety dives or crew to check on the decompressing divers is out
of the question, and to do anything that makes any sense what-so-ever by
is out of the question.

This is why you guys dive up there and we do not. This is why so many
people who do make the mistake of going there get killed - you guys just
do not kave a single clue about the simplest things. Forget the diving,
we have not even gotten to that yet. What do you guys do when you go
into a building or ride a subway - do you dial 911 and have the fire
department come get your retarded asses out with a helicopter, or do yo
carry a parachute and just jump out the window? 

This  is the stupidest nonsense I have ever heard of. I still am trying
to figure out how we dive all over the Bahamas, in places where you can
not see land from a tuna tower if it had the Trade Center on it, on
reefs and walls as that run for hundreds of miles, in ripping REAL
currents, not the bullshit winddrift you strokes are lying about, and
don't seem to have the clsuterfucks that you guys have on a regular
basis.

The Jersey Jerk Reel is an accomodation to air diving, stupidity,
strokery, screwups and is a monument to institutionalized clusterfucks,
which is the specialty of New England Wreck diving , where clusterfuck
is the norm.

  
Scaleworks@ao*.co* wrote:
> 
> In a message dated 99-08-28 08:49:11 EDT, kirvine@sa*.ne* writes:
> 
> <<
>  You guys are so one dimensional. What happens when somebody breaks away
>  their jersey stroke reel for whatever reason? You guys have nothing but
>  personal prefrerence free for alls going on up there, and that is why it
>  is so dangerous.
>   >>
> 
> George,
> 
> This is not personal preference, this is SOP for the NE, a bag and emergency
> ascent line are required by almost all boats. This procedure is the sole
> reason that we do not have dive boats chasing divers all over the ocean while
> others are still on the anchor line. The diver is on the wreck, and is easily
> retrieved by a float and rescue swimmer if need be. If the diver uses this
> procedure, the dive boat will not need to be detatched from the mooring for
> any reason. Only when a  stroke/personal preference
> diver is on baord, and does a free ascent, is there a problem, then the crew
> acts accordingly, the entire procedure was outlined in a post by Captain
> Janet a few months ago, and is extremely effective.
> 
> Kevin


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