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From: <Wahoojan@ao*.co*>
Date: Fri, 15 Jan 1999 09:36:56 EST
To: cobber@ci*.co*, techdiver@aquanaut.com
Subject: Re: usefull pony bottles ( was which course& school)
In a message dated 1/14/99 6:27:19 PM EST, cobber@ci*.co* writes:

<< Janet-
 
 When I bash something like a pony it is from personal experience, I did 
 not pull my critisizems out of my ass. And using a pony to practice for 
 using doubles? 

a single and a pony is two tanks isnt it ?  people can get the idea of routing
their hoses on there regulators , putting the second regulator on a neck
lanyard , get used to the concept that in the event of a failure to go to
their alternate air supply , and make an ordely ascent instead of bolting to
the surface .

Man, talk about bullshit! Come on, Janet, what on earth 
 are you talking about here? You practice for doubles by wearing doubles. 
 How do you practice valve drills with a pony? 

jim do not be deliberately obtuse , of course you practice valve drills  on
manifolded doubles ......Its a lot less difficult  to learn that when you
already have the aforementioned concepts well ingrained . when you are
teaching someone to drive a car you do not use a big fourty yard dump truck as
driver training vehicles.

Hell, most people who have 
 ponys can't even reach the damn valve. You're going to have to do better 
 that this...
 
 -If you can't reach the surface with the air that's in your tank after 
 you've had a LP hose failure you should not be diving.

more bullshit .....what if the dam  hose  blows cause you yank or bang it   at
an inoppurtune moment , for example  110"  in the debris field of the SAN
DIEGO  wreck  armpit deep in a hole after lobster , slightly tangled in
monofiliment .....you want to do an emergency boyant ascent  or a controlled
ascent up an anchorline , with an inviolate supply of air of your own , with
perhaps a safety stop , and somthing to breath comfortably  while you climb
the ladder in 5 foot waves ? with your buddy if you have one just swimming
near by ready to lend a hand .

 -You get a DIN valve to get rid of the "oring failure phobia".
yeah yeah yeah ....who ya goin to rent a din valved single from ....if you
dont own your own tanks ? 
 -How about inspecting your gear before you dive in? Oh, to hell with 
 that, I've got a PONY.
 -So you're telling me that you can strap a 40lb piece of lead to the side 
 of your BC and not feel it? 

 JIM  .....you know dam well the thing  is not 40 pounds negative  in the
water 

Oh, come on, it's downright comical to see 
 the ponyboys stagger around the deck with their silly jacket BCs half 
 pulled off from the pony bottle.

SEE ....nice guy you are .....instead of MOCKING  people ....HELP  them adjust
their rig .....tighten up the straps ......move the pony so it is against
their  back pack  or let them try on your doubles after the dive  during the
surface interval so they can see if they like them ....with your gas managment
skills there ought to be enough to fool around at the surface and up the dive
ladder  with left in your doubles ...i let people  try my stuff....

 - Why can't you just manage your air supply? You can dive to 80' on a 40 
 if you know when it's time to turn around. What is your problem with 
 proper air mgmt?

 Look .....I am not talking about Me ....i dive with duel manifoled 100+ cu ft
tanks wings , and two flavors of decompression gas .....usualy  i am in the
water for about 2  1/2 to 3 hours ....i have no difficulty with air management

BUT ....there is little to nothing i can do for someone ( customer) who
embolizes the shit out of them selves  in an out of air emergency(  they will
die before i can get them to a chamber) ......i prefer divers who arrive at
the surface with a working air supply in there mouths..

 -Fencing invisible dragons is a popular side-line with scuba divers. Some 
 guys look like fucking chrismas trees what with all their whistles, 
 clips, mirrors, lights, bags, sacks, knives hanging all over them. Ponys 
 are the worst of the lot.

 JIM...you should be helping people straighten out all that shit or just shut
up and stop making fun of them 
 
 I have not forgotten my roots. As a matter of fact I thank the pony for 
 quickening my switch to doubles. When I had a pony my thought after every 
 dive was "man, the fucking pony sucks, theres got to be a better way". 
 And there was!
 Of course doubles are nice ......but not for everyone on all dives .....for
example one of my clients  a scuba diving instructor .... a 110 pound woman on
a night dive on the oregon ( 130') on a choppy night has double 107's
manifolded  but choses instead to wear  wings and a back plate , canister
light a single 100 with a pony , for a quick 30 minute lobster dive .....much
more  enjoyable for her to manage than the doubles she wore the next day on
her 50 minute bottom time dive with nitrox decompression ....and i dive it
with 20/12/68  in double tanks with nitrox and oxygen  stage bottles 

 And don't go throwing that implied "nazi cave diver" crap at me. As I 
 have said dozens of times on this list, I really don't care how screwed 
 up a rig people choose to dive with. It makes absolutely no difference to 
 me what horrors folks try to put themselves through before they see the 
 light. I am just trying to save some folks some dough and keep them from 
 making the same mistakes I've made, nothing more.

I cant imagin anything less versitile than a y-valve ....no one in there right
mind would cave dive with the thing ....who the hell....what kind of a nut
..... gos caving with a single ???? you can have eleven regulators on a tank if
its empty  none of them will deliver air 

I am all for saving  folks dough ........but given a choice  between buying a
y-valve  and a 30 or 40  pony tank  that can be used for many things i would
say that a pony is more usefull....a 40 pony rigged as a stage bottle... is
enough deco gas for a lot of decompression dives in the 100 - 130 range 
 
 And I really don't like the "I've got more dives than God, therefore I 
 know everything and am much smarter than you" crowd like you dispensing 
 the DEMA party line all the time, fuck all that.

DEMA  ?????DEMA   i only ever  went to a DEMA show  about 8-years ago on my
way driving down to key west to dive ....DEMA  has nothing to do with me 

NO  jim ......its not all the dives i have got ......its the experience i have
seeing what  people do to get them selves  into trouble ......people with a
working air supply  of some kind  are in much better shape ...than dives  who
have a single  tank and run out of air or have a regulator  malfunction  and
have to get to the surface with nothing to breath on the way up ...and are in
a complete screaming panic  when they hit the surface .....glup down  salt
water  while we drag their asses back on the boat  and are completly freaked
....instead of calmly ( or not so ) calmly  swimming back  or waiting on scuba
while we swim out and get them ,then deal with any possibe deco obligations
or other problems 

 There's a better way 
 now, wake up and smell the roses, use your brain and quit dispensing the 
 same old bullshit.
  >>
You seem to think i have a vested intrest in selling pony bottles .....nope
......i am really only interested in less stressfull dive days  for me and the
crew....hysterical  screaming , water gulping ,  then puking  , sobbing ,
praying ..divers tend to  disturb everyones peace and tranquility  on the boat
and make it not fun 
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