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On Tue, 24 Nov 1998 14:04:11 -0500, you wrote: >As you sit on the bottom at 200' and realize that your stuporwings won't= =20 >lift your ass back to the suface, it becomes time to contemplate your=20 >religion. To help you decide which is best for you I have here a=20 >comparison to help you form your last words scrawled on your note board: > >TAOISM- Shit happens. >CONFUCIANISM- Confucious say: Shit happens. >PROTESTANTISM- Shit won't happen If I work harder. >AGNOSTISISM- What is this shit? >JEHOVAH'S WITNESS- Let me In your house and I'll tell you why shit=20 >happens. >BUDDHISM- It Is only an Illusion that shit happens. >HINDUISM- This shit has happened before. >JUDAISM- Why does shit always happen to me? >ATHEISM- No Shit. >SECULAR HUMANISM- Holy, Shit! >ZEN- What is the sound of shit happening >ISLAM- If Shit happens, it is the will of Allah. >CATHOLICISM- If shit happens, I deserve it. >TELEVANGELISM- Send money or shit will happen to you. >FUNDAMENTALISM- Shit happens, but Jesus loves you anyway. >RASTAFARTANISNI- Man, this is good shit! > > Jim > > ------------------------------------------------------------------- > Learn About Trimix at http://www.cisatlantic.com/trimix/trimix.html > You're shittin' me! John Dunk o Lake City,Fl o screwloo@is*.ne* ____o_____ -- Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'.
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