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As you sit on the bottom at 200' and realize that your stuporwings won't lift your ass back to the suface, it becomes time to contemplate your religion. To help you decide which is best for you I have here a comparison to help you form your last words scrawled on your note board: TAOISM- Shit happens. CONFUCIANISM- Confucious say: Shit happens. PROTESTANTISM- Shit won't happen If I work harder. AGNOSTISISM- What is this shit? JEHOVAH'S WITNESS- Let me In your house and I'll tell you why shit happens. BUDDHISM- It Is only an Illusion that shit happens. HINDUISM- This shit has happened before. JUDAISM- Why does shit always happen to me? ATHEISM- No Shit. SECULAR HUMANISM- Holy, Shit! ZEN- What is the sound of shit happening ISLAM- If Shit happens, it is the will of Allah. CATHOLICISM- If shit happens, I deserve it. TELEVANGELISM- Send money or shit will happen to you. FUNDAMENTALISM- Shit happens, but Jesus loves you anyway. RASTAFARTANISNI- Man, this is good shit! Jim ------------------------------------------------------------------- Learn About Trimix at http://www.cisatlantic.com/trimix/trimix.html -- Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'.
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