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From: <mrlungs@ak*.ne*>
Date: Sat, 14 Mar 1998 18:04:08 -0500
To: "J.T. Barker" <captjt@mi*.co*>
Subject: Re: re.dive contest Worth Reading
Cc: techdiver@aquanaut.com
At 12:23 PM 3/14/98 -0500, you wrote:
>
>Capt. J or is it repiratory therpist Jeff or deck hand padi divemaster?You
>have exposed yourself.Go get some water its gonna get hot.

I'm shaking in my shoes.... See you cant even figure it out.. Get a life
dude.. Life is way too short... Keep it up and they will be placing you on
a heavier dose of Prozac, or maybe even step up to some Vitamin "K".

>First which is your real job,I bet its not Capt. Only a fool jumps out all
>at once like you did.This would make you Capt. of a ship of fools.
>

Sounds like your first, and only job is being a Wana Be.

For Not knowing me, you make alot of assumptions.. But you know what, when
you make assumptions, that only makes you the "ASS" not me...  Well seeing
that you play the part as a "TUG" captain, that makes you a real captain??
Maybe so, only in your wet dreams!! You have no clue, and you never will
have the real clue.

>           Planning startes with gear, in a post sent by you june 19 97 you
>have addmited to Ted Green and I quote "don't need a dry suit,I am not the
>one trying to do ice ,cold water diving..1/4 works fine down here!!Deep
>long techdives on a wreck requires DRYSUITS, deep dives they are a must
>just ask 3 dead WPB divers YOU HAVE BEEN EXPOSED YOU ARE A STROKE!were you
>capt. on that trip?

Yep, that is right, I Don't do ICE DIVING!! And never plan on it.. have to
much other important things to do down here.. Don't do Caves, leave that up
to the WKPP, where as that they are well equipted for it..  O I'm as
stroke, maybe maybe not, BUT to want to dive a wreck because ppl are geing
hurt, Make you one sick PUP.  Nope, hate to say that I was far down south
when that faitful trip occured.. Nice try.....

Lets See Planning, hmmmmmmm... awww never mind, you couldn't even do it...

>The Wkpp had trouble getting a boat to go look for these poor souls,where
>was your boat?(do you even own one)where were you hiding,the lawsuits scare
>you!Poor excuse for a capt. and a friend of the WKPP
>Capt. Leo was the only true Capt at that time down there all egos should
>have been put aside the recovery was the important thing!You now have been
>EXPOSED as a WEAK CAPT. and a STROKE If I were down there 2 boats would
>have went out
>reguardless!

You such a fun fun man.. WTF are you trying to say?? you trying to say that
your BETTER than I??  Your better than "ALL" the other captains down here??
Bawhahahah... (flipping a quarter to J.T.)  Call some on that gives a F*$k.
 Yea, yea, you know everything about everything... Go back to reading your
hard cover books to make your self look like a human... Hey, I hear that
they are looking for a good capatin for a banana boat.. You look like you
could qualifiy for that... You know you talk a good talk, but can you step
up an walk the walk??  Any time your ready to rock, let me know.. Will be
more than happy to despose of all your little myths that your beleaving
in... And I am sure that there are a few others on the list that will be
more than happy to help.
                
>
>Expert look in the mirror you still won't see one!


"O" excuse me "GOD" let me bow down to your feet... Seeing as that your so
perfect in your own little pea brain mind. You can do know wrong, your 100%
correct on everything that you do, say, and know..

>
>>>It seems the boats only like to take locals(this could explain
>>>the high number of accidents down there) or you most know someone to get
>>>you on the boat.
>
>>Not true, you just haven't asked the right questions or the right ppl. You
>>have to rember that not every captain wants to take just any dick or
>>hairy.. Some are careful at the type of diver that they will take..  Look
>>at it from a captains point of view:  "Diver Dick drives up with a truck
>>load of tech gear, certifications, so on and so forth. Does this make Dick
>>a safe tech diver, a kamikaze (SP) tech diver, or an Open water wanna be
>>tech diver?"  You have to realize that these captains everyday have ppl
>>come to them saying "I'm A Tech Diver, I want to go to 300', will you take
>>me??" Hell no is the reply for the fact of I don't know you from dick!!
>>Come on, even the local's have found out that even trusting a supposed
>>"TECH Diver" can cause you face (even though this captain didn't cover his
>>ass that well)  Hell I wouldn't take you the first time, the second time or
>>even the 10th time out to 300' just for the fact that I would want to see
>>more of your thought process.  But hey, I am one of them captains that
>>don't take ever dick or hairy :)
>
>Do I ask the rite ppl like you or wait ten trips or do I act like a student
>pay more money and go rite away.Make up your mind wishy washy captains
>cause accidents.Heres the rule dickhead,there are two kinds of Captains
>those that have had an accident and those that are about to.Since you
>didn't cover your ass
>that well tell us what you did wrong remember the family,friends,and lawyers
>are listening.You are EXPOSED YOU are a STROKE
>

No is is DICKS like you that cause all the problems.  Just from what I have
seen you post, if that were a 5 min converstion, your ass would be in the
tidal pool only.. YOur dangerious to yourself and to others. (let me keep
watching the obits, one day soon you'll end up on that great list)  Yep, I
gess that I will have to cover my ass, when kamikaze Stroke's like you show
up. Quote: "when I heard of Skycliff the more I heard of how hard it was
and number of locals who had got hurt there fueled my interest in the dive".

>It is a good thing you don't dive north we don't need weak Captains up here
>or stroke divers.You are an expert in this catergory!
>Don't use ppl like Mel Fisher to defend you!You disgrace them!
>I will not address you again,you are a waste of my time and have been
>      WELL EXPOSED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep, yep, yep, all you can do it talk your BS.. So, please keep talking it
and makeing more of a dick out of yourself than you really are.  Besides,
you give me a good laugh when you post.  


>Capt.J.T.
>
>
Capt J
Yes RT,
Yes PDM
And Yes your worst nightmare!!!

######## to JT, in those famous words of GI, SMD... ##########
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