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The real problem here is that the aforementioned female appendages should be bungeed into place, thereby facilitating easy release and replacement. Early BSAC experimentation had a webbing/quick release arrangement, but the side-slung pony bottle caused a lop-sided gait, and was not universally accepted, JT -- John Taylor, Marketing and Trading Systems, IT Development Credit Suisse Financial Products (Hong Kong) Ltd, 13F, Tower 3, Exchange Square, Central, Hong Kong Office: +852 2101 6927, Fax: +852 2101 7778, Mobile: +852 9031 6395, email: john.taylor@cs*.co*.uk* > -----Original Message----- > From: Jammer Six [SMTP:jammer@oz*.ne*] > Sent: Friday, March 13, 1998 5:28 AM > To: Tech List > Subject: Bras and Catholic Women > > Real Men simply draw their knife, and CUT the damn thing off. > > This, in true Hogarthian fashion, serves two purposes at once. It > removes > the bra, quickly and simply, and it also will draw protests from women > > that you don't want to be with, thereby allowing you to complete your > business and leave. > > Any other course of action is a convoluted complication of what should > be > a basic skill, and makes you look like a college boy. Not to mention > that > any other action only serves, at best, one purpose. > > The only caution point is that if the knife is dull, you can look > really > silly when you're sitting there sawing, and she reaches behind her > back > and pops the damn thing off... > > Catholic women don't like no college boys. > > ------------ > "C'mon, you sons of bitches, you > want to live forever?" > -First Sergeant Dan Daly, 1918 > ------------ > > -- > Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to > `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. > Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to > `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'. -- Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'.
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