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>The real problem here is that the aforementioned female appendages
>should be bungeed into place, thereby facilitating easy release and
>replacement.

Now, THERE'S a stroke arrangement, if I ever heard of one.

So, this woman, with her tits bungeed down, goes out on her first date 
with a Real Man.

Now, you're telling me, that at the moment of truth, he draws the blade 
he shaved with that morning, slips it under her armpit, and cuts a 
BUNGEE? 

My god, man.

You'd have flying tits, flying elastic, and flying METAL all over the 
place.

>Early BSAC experimentation had a webbing/quick release arrangement, but
>the side-slung pony bottle caused a lop-sided gait, and was not
>universally accepted,

I believe it, although this does explain a lot. I didn't realize we were 
talking about British girls.

Never been there, although I LOVE their accent.

How do the British deal with this issue? (Oblviously NOT the way Real Men 
do...)

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"C'mon, you sons of bitches, you
want to live forever?"
     -First Sergeant Dan Daly, 1918
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