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No, no, no.... You need to have deniability, it's very important that daddy has absolutely no proof you defiled his sweet little baby. Now how do you thing a slashed bra's gonna look? JIm On 3/12/98 4:27 PM Jammer Six wrote: >Real Men simply draw their knife, and CUT the damn thing off. > >This, in true Hogarthian fashion, serves two purposes at once. It removes >the bra, quickly and simply, and it also will draw protests from women >that you don't want to be with, thereby allowing you to complete your >business and leave. > >Any other course of action is a convoluted complication of what should be >a basic skill, and makes you look like a college boy. Not to mention that >any other action only serves, at best, one purpose. > >The only caution point is that if the knife is dull, you can look really >silly when you're sitting there sawing, and she reaches behind her back >and pops the damn thing off... > >Catholic women don't like no college boys. > >------------ >"C'mon, you sons of bitches, you >want to live forever?" > -First Sergeant Dan Daly, 1918 >------------ > >-- >Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. >Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'. > ------------------------------------------------------------------- Learn About Trimix At http://www.cisatlantic.com/trimix/trimix.html -- Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'.
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