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Real Men simply draw their knife, and CUT the damn thing off.
This, in true Hogarthian fashion, serves two purposes at once. It removes
the bra, quickly and simply, and it also will draw protests from women
that you don't want to be with, thereby allowing you to complete your
business and leave.
Any other course of action is a convoluted complication of what should be
a basic skill, and makes you look like a college boy. Not to mention that
any other action only serves, at best, one purpose.
The only caution point is that if the knife is dull, you can look really
silly when you're sitting there sawing, and she reaches behind her back
and pops the damn thing off...
Catholic women don't like no college boys.
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"C'mon, you sons of bitches, you
want to live forever?"
-First Sergeant Dan Daly, 1918
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