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At 01:27 PM 24/02/1998 -0000, Phil Clarke wrote: >>>> 2m hoses do not make for easy kitting up >>>> in limited space on a choppy sea >> >>> What's so hard about grabbing the long hose and throwing the reg round >>>your neck? If you have trouble doing this, you must have trouble >>>dressing yourself in the morning. > >Fantastic. Now imagine a small deck with 4 or 6 rigs on it, You're >sitting on a pitching sponson, vying for space with 5 other people. >While you're donning your rig that big hose is flapping round somewhere, Who IS this dickhead? What kind of a bunch of clots and clowns is he describing? It sounds like a scene out of a Mel Brooks movie, y'know, Men In Tights or something. >waiting to snag something on the deck, sponson lines or flop in the >water. Or your helper can hold it - but if they're seated on your left >they need to reach behind you & drag it out. Its not much work, but its >work. Aaaaaagh! The attack of the killer long hoses. Fuck me dead. Are you missing a couple of arms or something? Or are you just a total fucking bozo incompetent wanking bag of shit? > >once in the water the 2m hose is excellent, no argument. > >you dont need assistance with a 32" hose when kitting up, it hangs by >ones bum until needed. > >go on Bill, say it: "a 32 inch hose is less grief than a 2m one when >kitting up on RIB's". I promise you probably wont burst into flames, but >if you cant face this simple fact then how much credibility have your >other arguments? > > >Phil Phil, I think you've just invented a new style of diving. It's called slapstick. rgrds billyw -- Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'.
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