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Lee- Fortunately my wife is Lithuanian and does not read a word of english. Becasue if she did I would have a huge divot in my head from the impact of the frying pan. ;) Wife: Vat isss dat you doink on computerski? Me: I am sending President Clinton advise on how to get laid when you are married to a bitch like Hillary. Wife: HAHA, you funny boyski! Dat vye I com from mutterland to bed wit ju! Me: I know, honey, that's why I paid Hugo the extra $50. Wife: Vat you really doink? Me: I'm expounding on the pros an cons of pony bottles to the uneducated masses. Wife: Ya, ya, ve haf lots off doz masses in de mutterland! Bot over dere ve line dem op in frrront of a big ditch and... Me: I know, I know, Ludmilla, but this is the US of A and all we can do is humiliate them on listservers. Wife: Ya, ya, such a sad ting. You no spend too much time, ya? Ve do de vild thing tonight, ya? Me: Eh, uh, sure, honey, sure. Jim On 1/26/98 12:56 PM Lee C Kresge wrote: >Jim, > >I'll bet your wife doesn't read your e-mail. > > >On Sat, 24 Jan 98 13:21:41 -0500 Jim Cobb <cobber@ci*.co*> >writes: >>Hey HEY, this worked for ME! If there had been no promise of nookie, I >> >>would never have discovered wreck diving, which, as we all know, is >>better than sex. Especially if you're married. >> >> Jim >> > >_____________________________________________________________________ >You don't need to buy Internet access to use free Internet e-mail. >Get completely free e-mail from Juno at http://www.juno.com >Or call Juno at (800) 654-JUNO [654-5866] > > ------------------------------------------------------------------- Learn About Trimix at http://www.cisatlantic.com/trimix/trimix.html -- Send mail for the `techdiver' mailing list to `techdiver@aquanaut.com'. Send subscribe/unsubscribe requests to `techdiver-request@aquanaut.com'.
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