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In the future, when someone says "You Techdivers Don't know Jack Schitt" you'll know the whole story: Jack Schitt is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt. O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate married Awe Schitt, who later ran the Kneedeep Inn-Schitt. Jack Schitt eventually married Noe Schitt and together they produced six children. Holy Schitt, their first child, passed on shortly after birth. Next came twin sons: Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt and then two daughters: Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt. Their final child, another son was named Bull. In the meantime, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. Dip married Lotta Schitt and they have a son Chicken. Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers. The Schitt-Happens children are: Dawg, Byrd, and Horace Schitt. Bull Schit just married a spicy number, Pisa Schitt and they are awaiting the arrival of Baby Schitt. So, now you not only know Jack Schitt but his entire family as well. Signed, Hott Schitt PADI Cave/Rebreather Instructer --------------------------------------------------------- Get Your *Web-Based* Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ---------------------------------------------------------
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