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i am still crying from that one.  this is the schittiest post i have ever
seen.  wow that was (and still is ) funny as schit :)

jeff carson
orlando, fl.
wkpp

>
>In the future, when someone says "You Techdivers Don't know 
>Jack Schitt" you'll know the whole story:
>
>Jack Schitt is the only son of O. Schitt and Awe Schitt.  
>O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate married Awe Schitt, who 
>later ran the Kneedeep Inn-Schitt. Jack Schitt eventually 
>married Noe Schitt and together they produced six children.
>
>Holy Schitt, their first child, passed on shortly after birth.  
>Next came twin sons: Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt and then two daughters:  Fulla
>Schitt and Giva Schitt.  Their final child, 
>another son was named Bull.
>
>In the meantime, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. Dip
>married Lotta Schitt and they have a son Chicken.  
>Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt married the Happens brothers.  The Schitt-Happens
>children are: Dawg, Byrd, and Horace Schitt. 
>Bull Schit just married a spicy number, Pisa Schitt and they are awaiting the
>arrival of Baby Schitt.
>
>So, now you not only know Jack Schitt but his entire family as
>well.
>
>Signed,
>Hott Schitt
>PADI Cave/Rebreather Instructer
>
>
>
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