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 Dear Mister Tim - you have offended me and my wife . She used to be my sister. 

On Wed, 30 Oct 1996, Tim Bakken <bakken@st*.te*.co*> wrote:
>There's been quite a bit of Redneck Bashing in the last several 
>days, so I thought I'd share this Redneck Family Tree with everyone:
>     
>
>
> Many many years ago when I was twenty three,
> I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be. 
> This widow had a grown-up daughter
> Who had hair of red.
> My father fell in love with her,
> And soon the two were wed.
>     
> This made my dad my son-in-law
> And changed my very life.
> My daughter was my mother,
> For she was my father's wife.
>     
> To complicate the matters worse,
> Although it brought me joy,
> I soon became the father
> Of a bouncing baby boy.
>     
> My little baby then became
> A brother-in-law to dad.
> And so became my uncle,
> Though it made me very sad.
>     
> For if he was my uncle,
> Then that also made him brother
> To the widow's grown-up daughter
> Who, of course, was my step-mother.
>     
> Father's wife then had a son,
> Who kept them on the run.
> And he became my grandson,
> For he was my daughter's son.
>     
> My wife is now my mother's mother
> And it makes me blue.
> Because, although she is my wife,
> She's my grandmother too.
>     
> If my wife is my grandmother,
> Then I am her grandchild.
> And every time I think of it,
> It simply drives me wild.
>     
> For now I have become
> The strangest case you ever saw.
> As the husband of my grandmother,
> I am my own grandpa!
>
>
>
>
>I'm not the author, but thought it was worth forwarding.
>
>-Tim bakken
>
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George M. Irvine III
DIR WKPP
1400 SE 11 ST Ft Lauderdale, FL 33316
954-493-6655 FAX 6698
Email gmiiii@in*.co*

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