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$I am also a new subscriber and was wondering.......just what does it $take to be a stroke? Are there certain guidelines that must be followed or can just anyone be a stroke? $>From reading the forum lately I've become very confused am having a hard $time distinguishing just who is or is not a stroke. x-lurker Dear x-lurker.... 1) You must be male to be a stroke... and have inverted gonads 2) Must have an extraordinarily low level of testosterone and have a high pitch squeeky voice... minimal hairline 3) You must utilize gear that will point out how soon you will eat it... and brag about that gear being the best you ever had! 4) You use Brylcreem in your hair still...cause its cool 5) You hyperventilate when a young woman wearing a black snap up leather mini-skirt with long legs and tight low cut sweater with wahzoos that stand high and perky walks by,,,,,, 6) You immediately go into the STROKE mode... 7) You find yourself ambidexterous... you can type to the list with one hand and stroke with the other.... Gee Georgiiii is cool ... this IS fun!
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