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Hell.... ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! All you tall dark and gruuuuesome stroking die-vers! It is I....... ElViRa MiStReSs oF tHe DaRk ... popping out for the occasion to give you your "Tricks and Treats"!!! Have you all been naaaaasty little boys.... and have you spent all your food and rent money on those new scooters, Butt Mount lites, rebreathers and AGA FFMs??? I get allllll excited reading your posts and trying to finger out the POINT.... its not everyday a gal like me COMES on a list in a tight black lycra ....split down the front to the navel ...for your die-ving pleasure!!! I told my friend iiiiegroeg that if he didnt stop sucking on my pony on here that I was going to send him to San Fran and have my decaying cadaver friends add him to their menu!! Last postcard I got from him I couldnt READ...it was alllllll gaarbled???? Iiiiegroeg and I go back a long way..... the poor man cherishes the backs I walk on! I keep him locked away in a dark wet cave when hes naughty to keep his mouth from excess foaming.... EWWWWWW.... and it does that alot......mostly on my breasts....YUUUUCK! When hes not in the cave I have my elfs .... Dickless and Knobless .....two of the cutest eunichs a gal could have for servants.... torment him cause he rants for daaaaaays!!! That man can go on.... and on .....and .....on......too bad his anatomy wasnt made for that.....makes a gal want to blow him off!!! I was walking in the cemetary the other nite and saw my friends Dor.... Edud... and ElyP digging up recent strokes graves trying to get lucky on some used die-ving equipment. Well I says.... "hey guys.... why arent you adding slime to the water and die-ving?" They got reeeel ugly on me.... and wanted to take the gold right outta my teeth.... when in come running.... my long loving ...Duracell battery operated ....hand held stimulating ..... CELL PHONE LOVER... Mij.... who just come back from doing a major battle with a local man named Retep .....on who can skin the most cats for the least bucks!! Well my Mij.... comes blazing in knocking over the headstones.... hurling huge obscenic words at them scum sucking bags .... and grabs me by the face and says "This har golds mine and mine alone.... and them melons come with it.....and everyting in between.....and hand over all that thar gear you dun stolt from the dead Strokes! Well knock me down and drag me into bed.... could you beeeelieeeeeve.... poor Dickless and Knobless didnt know what to do.... so I had them run to the Heartz and pull out my CELL PHONE.... dialed him up on mine and rammed Mij's phone into his ear! This action saved the lives of my slow dimwitted slimey Die-ving friends ..... as Mij immediately proceeded to have phone sex.... "What a Maaaaaaaaaaan!!!!" Gets me off............ my Die-ving routine regularly! So beings that Im in this infectious die-ving state-o-mind this nite.... and wanting to share the best of the SWEETS with my dark...anal.... stimulating die-vers here this halloween.... I will give you each a PIECE of my faaaaaavorite candy as a treat.... their melon flavored......... sugar coated .....regulators...guaranteed to pucker your lips.... AND I ONLY PUT "A LITTLE" SUPER GLUE IN!!! Have a simply ghoulish evening bouys and gulls.... I'll be working on that stroke of mine with my NEW HONEY.... Frehc.... or is it Cherf....oh well.... he comes to what ever I call him!!! LOVE ..... ELPINKA .....oops.... dam typos..... Im getting like Iiiiegroeg!!!! Elvira
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