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Subject: Re: Am I a stroke?
Date: Sun, 27 Oct 96 21:58:30 -0500
From: Jim Cobb <cobber@mi*.co*>
To: "Richard Pyle" <deepreef@bi*.bi*.ha*.or*>
cc: "Tech Diver" <techdiver@terra.net>

>Wow...I fall into almost all of those.  I guess I'm a stroke. Cool!  At 
>least I'm now in the majority.

RICH-

HEAL! HEAL! Heal thyself of thy sinful strokish ways, my son. REPENT! 
Repent before the bottomless cesspool of stokism reachith up and grabbith 
thou by thy holy vestibules and draggth thou down, DOWN to the hellish 
pits of strokish desire!

For thou are in the house of George, and George shall SMITE those who 
profess to be followers of the evil Stroke! George shall RENDER those who 
divith with dual-bladders, bondeth with the evil rubbbbber tuuubing.

I call upon the mighty HOGARTH to cleanse you, Richard, CLEANSE you of 
your hairy-palmed habits. RID you of the EVIL short hose, STRIP you of 
the wicked silicon devices and CLAD you in the Holy Drysuit of THE ONLY 
WAY!

   Jim

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